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With hundreds of millions of people texting regularly, it's no wonder you've seen this cryptic looking code! Commonly used wherever people get online – including IMing, SMSing, cell phones, websites, games, newsgroup postings, in chat rooms, on blogs, or on social media – these abbreviations are used by people around the world to communicate with each other. NetLingo is also tracking a global list of worldwide text terms and international online jargon!

Acronyms have always been an integral part of computer culture, and they have since spawned a new language on the Internet. Commonly thought of as a series of letters that make up a 'word' there is a distinction between acronyms and shorthand. The actual definition of an acronym and text shorthand is here.

Online enthusiasts are learning that shorthand are in fact called acronyms, but this is incorrect. The difference between acronyms and shorthand is that with acronyms, you pronounce the letters as a new word (for example, 'FUBAR' is pronounced 'foo-bar' and 'RADAR' is pronounced 'ray-dar'). In contrast, shorthand pronunciations are like an initialism (a set of initials) in which you say the letters one-by-one (for example, 'ESP' is an initialism for 'extra sensory perception' whereas 'esp.' is an abbreviation for especially). The online practice is to refer to shorthand, initialisms, or abbreviations as acronyms.

The majority of the expressions you see below are not acronyms, but rather shorthand used while text messaging or IMing. There are several terms to describe different kinds of jargon including anacronym, backronym, weather acronyms, city acronyms, leetspeak and textonyms. BTW: If you ever see someone TYPING AN ENTIRE SENTENCE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS that means SHOUTING! It is not proper netiquette to TYPE IN ALL CAPS (even in email), in fact, it's annoying. People with limited eyesight may use all caps to see the words better, but otherwise, TURN THE CAPS LOCK OFF, unless you're using an acronym or shorthand.

Note: “C” and “S” are used interchangeably for “See” –and– “U” and “Y” are used interchangeably for “You”

!	I have a comment	#FF	Follow Friday
(U)	it means arms around you, hug for you	*$	Starbucks
**//	it means wink wink, nudge nudge	,!!!!	Talk to the hand
/R/	Requesting	02	Your (or my) two cents worth, also seen as m.02
10Q	Thank you	1174	Nude club
121	One to one	123	it means I agree
1337	Elite -or- leet -or- L337	14	it refers to the fourteen words
142n8ly	Unfortunately	143	I love you
1432	I Love You Too	14AA41	One for All and All for One
182	I hate you	187	it means murder/ homicide
19	0 hand	1daful	it means wonderful
1V4	One Vs. Four	2	it means to, too, two
20	Location	24/7	Twenty Four Seven, as in all the time
2b	To be	2B or not 2B	To Be Or Not To Be
2b@	To Be At	2BZ4UQT	Too Busy For You Cutey
2B~not2B	To be or not to be	2d4	To die for
2day	Today	2DLoo	Toodle oo
2G2B4G	Too Good To Be Forgotten	2G2BT	Too Good To Be True
2moro	Tomorrow	2nite	Tonight
2QT	Too Cute	2U2	To You Too
303	Mom	4	For, Four
403	Deny Access To	404	I haven't a clue
411	Information	420	Marijuana
459	I love you	4COL	For Crying Out Loud
4e	Forever	4EAE	ForEver And Ever
4eva	Forever	4ever	Forever
4FS	For F***’s Sake	4NR	Foreigner
4Q	F*** You	511	Too much information
53X	Sex	5FS	5 Finger Salute
747	Let's Fly	775	Kiss Me
8	it means ate, it also refers to oral sex	831	I Love You
86	Out of, over, to get rid of, or kicked out	88	Hugs and kisses
8t	it means it	9	Parent is watching
99	Parent is no longer watching	996	Work 9am-9pm, 6 days a week
::poof::	I'm gone	<3	it's a heart
=	it means reply	?	I have a question
?^	Hook up?	@	it means at -or- it means reply to
@+	French equivalent of CUL8R	@TEOTD	At The End Of The Day
A/N	Author's Note	A/S/L/P	Age/Sex/Location/Picture
A2D	Agree to Disagree	A3	Anytime, Anyplace, Anywhere
AAAAA	American Association Against Acronym Abuse	AAF	As A Friend -or- Always And Forever
AAK	Asleep At Keyboard	AAMOF	As A Matter Of Fact
AAMOI	As A Matter Of Interest	AAP	Anarchy Arrogance Pollution
AAR	At Any Rate	AAR8	At Any Rate

AAS	Alive And Smiling	AATK	Always At The Keyboard
AAYF	As Always, Your Friend	AB	Ass Backwards -or- Ah Bless
ab/abt	about	ABC	Always Be Creating/Communicating -or- Accept, Believe, Confess
ABCD	Artificial Intelligence, Blockchain, Cloud, Data	ABH	Anywhere But Here
ABITHIWTITB	A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush	ABK	Always Be Knolling
ABT2	About To	ACC	Actually
ACD	Alt Control Delete	ACE	Access Control Entry
ACK	Acknowledgement	ACORN	A Completely Obsessive Really Nutty person
ADAD	Another Day Another Dollar	ADBB	All Done Bye Bye
add	Address	addy	address
ADIDAS	All Day I Dream About Sex	ADIH	Another Day In Hell
ADIP	Another Day In Paradise	ADM	Aye Dios Mio
ADN	Advanced Digital Network -or- Any Day Now	ADR	Address
ADVD	Advised	AEAP	As Early As Possible
AF	As F*** or After Fate	AFAGAY	A Friend As Good As You
AFAHMASP	A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted	AFAIC	As Far As I'm Concerned
AFAICS	As Far As I Can See	AFAICT	As Far As I Can Tell
AFAIK	As Far As I Know	AFAIR	As Far As I Remember
AFAIU	As Far As I Understand	AFAIUI	As Far As I Understand It
AFAP	As Far As Possible	AFAYC	As Far As You're Concerned
AFC	Away From Computer	AFDN	Any F***ing Day Now
AFGO	Another F***ing Growth Opportunity	AFIAA	As Far As I Am Aware
AFINIAFI	A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed	AFJ	April Fools Joke
AFK	Away From Keyboard -or- A Free Kill	AFPOE	A Fresh Pair Of Eyes
AFT	About F***ing Time	AFU	All F***ed Up
AFW	Away From Window	AFZ	Acronym Free Zone
AGB	Almost Good Bridge	AGIG	American Girl InstaGram
AGKWE	And God Knows What Else	AI	Artificial Intelligence -or- As If
AIAMU	And I'm A Monkey's Uncle	aight	all right
AIH	As It Happens	AIMB	As I Mentioned Before
AIMP	Always In My Prayers	AISB	As I Said Before
AISE	As I Said Earlier	AISI	As I See It
AITR	Adult In The Room	AKA or a.k.a.	Also Known As
ALAP	As Late As Possible	alcon	All Concerned
ALOL	Actually Laughing Out Loud	ALOTBSOL	Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
ALTG	Act Locally, Think Globally	ALW	Ain't Life Wonderful
AMA	Ask Me Anything	AMAP	As Many As Possible -or- As Much As Possible
AMBW	All My Best Wishes	AMF	Adios Mother F***er
AML	All My Love	AMOSC	Add Me On SnapChat
AMP	Accelerated Mobile Pages	AMRMTYFTS	All My Roommates Thank You For The Show
ANFAWFOS	And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor	ANFSCD	And Now For Something Completely Different

ANGB	Almost Nearly Good Bridge	AOAS	All Of A Sudden
AOB	Abuse Of Bandwidth	AON	Apropos Of Nothing
AOR	Agency On Record -or- Album-Oriented Rock	AOYP	Angel On Your Pillow
AP	Apple Pie	APAC	Asia-Pacific
APU	As Per Usual	AR	Action Required -or- Augmented Reality
AS	Ape Sh** -or- Another Subject	ASAFP	As Soon As F***ing Possible
ASAMOF	As A Matter Of Fact	ASAP	As Soon As Possible
ASAYGT	As Soon As You Get This	ASL	Age/Sex/Location
ASLMH	Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies	ASMR	Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response
ATAB	Ain't That A Bitch	ATBIMS	All These Bitches Is My Sons
ATC	Any Two Cards	ATM	At The Moment -or- Ass To Mouth
ATSL	Along The Same Line	ATST	At The Same Time
ATW	All The Web, Around The Web, All The Way, At The Weekend	ATWD	Agree That We Disagree
AUNT	And U Know This	AUNTM	And U Know This Man
AWC	After While, Crocodile	AWGTHTGTTA	Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
AWHFY	Are We Having Fun Yet?	AWLTP	Avoiding Work Like The Plague
AWNIAC	All We Need Is Another Chair	AWOL	Absent Without Leave
AWS	Awesome	AWTTW	A Word To The Wise
ax	it means across	AYC	Aren't You Clever -or- Aren't You Cheeky
AYCE	All You Can Eat	AYEG	Are You Even Goth?
AYFKMWTS	Are You F*ing Kidding Me With This Sh	AYK	As You Know
AYMM	Are You My Mother	AYOR	At Your Own Risk
AYSOS	Are You Stupid Or Something	AYTMTB	And You're Telling Me This Because
AYV	Are You Vertical?	B	Be
B&E	Breaking & Entering	B&F	Back and Forth
B/C	Because	B/W	Between
B2A	Business-to-Anyone	B2B	Business-to-Business
B2B2C	Business-to-Business-to-Consumer	B2C	Business-to-Consumer
B2D	Business-to-Distributor	B2E	Business-to-Employee
B2G	Business-to-Government	B4	Before
B4N	Bye For Now	B4U	Before You
B4YKI	Before You Know It	B@U or BAK@U	Back at You
BABY	Being Annoyed By You	BAC	Bad Ass Chick
bae	Before Anyone Else	BAEB	Before Anyone Else Babe
BAESBO	Before Anyone Else So Back Off	BAG	Busting A Gut -or- Big Ass Grin
BAK	Back At Keyboard	BAMF	Bad Ass Mother F***er
banana	it means penis	BARB	Buy Abroad but Rent in Britain
BASE	Buildings, Antennas, Spans, Earth	BAU	Business As Usual
BB	Be Back -or- Buzzard Breath -or- Blessed Be -or- Baby	BB4N	Bye Bye for Now
BBAMFIC	Big Bad Ass Mother F***er In Charge	BBB	Bye Bye Babe -or- Boring Beyond Belief -or- Big, Beige & Boring
BBBG	Bye Bye Be Good	BBFBBM	Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
BBFN	Bye Bye for Now	BBIAB	Be Back In A Bit

BBIAF	Be Back In A Few	BBIAS	Be Back In A Sec
BBIAW	Be Back In A While	BBL	Be Back Later
BBMFIC	Big Bad Mother F***er In Charge	BBQ	Bar-B-Que -or- Barbeque
BBR	Burnt Beyond Repair	BBS	Be Back Soon -or Bulletin Board Service
BBSD	Be Back Soon Darling	BBSL	Be Back Sooner or Later
BBT	Be Back Tomorrow	BBW	Big Beautiful Woman -or- Big Black Woman
BC	Because	BCBG	Bon Chic Bon Genre -or- Belle Cul Belle Geulle
BCBS	Big Company, Big School	BCNU	Be Seeing You
bcoz	because	BD	Big Deal -or- Baby Dance -or- Brain Drain
BDBI5M	Busy Daydreaming Back In 5 Minutes	BDC	Big Dumb Company -or- Big Dot Com
BDE	Big Dick Energy	BDN	Big Damn Number
BDOA	Brain Dead On Arrival	BDSM	Bondage, Dominance, Sadism, Masochism
BEG	Big Evil Grin	beos	Nudge
BF	Boyfriend -or- Best Friend	BF4L	Best Friends For Life
BFBO	Blinding Flash of the Bloody Obvious	BFD	Big F*ing Deal -or- Big F*ing Disaster
BFE	Bum F*** Egypt	BFF	Best Friends Forever -or- Best Friend's Funeral
BFFN	Best Friends For Now	BFFTTE	Best Friends Forever Til The End
BFFW	Best Friends Forever Work	BFG	Big F***ing Gun
BFN	Bye For Now	BFR	Big F***ing Rock
BG	Be Good	BGBC	Be Glad Be Cheerful
BGF	Best GirlFriend	BHAG	Big Hairy Audacious Goal
BHG	Big Hearted Guy -or- Big Hearted Girl	BHIMBGO	Bloody Hell, I Must Be Getting Old
BHOF	Bald Headed Old Fart	BI	Business Intelligence
BI5	Back In Five	BIBI	Bye Bye
BIBLE	Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth	BIBO	Beer In, Beer Out
BIF	Basis In Fact -or- Before I Forget	BIL	Brother-In-Law -or- Boss Is Listening
BIO	Bring It On	BIOIYA	Break It Off In Your Ass
BION	Believe It Or Not	BIOYA	Blow It Out Your Ass
BIOYE	Blow It Out Your Ear	BIOYIOP	Blow It Out Your I/O Port
BIOYN	Blow it Out Your Nose	BITCH	Basically In The Clear Homey
BITD	Back In The Day	BITFOB	Bring It The F*** On, Bitch
BIZ	it means Business	BJ	Blow Job
BKA	Better Known As	BL	Belly Laughing
BLAST	BiLateral Alternating Stimulation Tactile	BLBBLB	Back Like Bull, Brain Like Bird
BLD	Breakfast Lunch Dinner	Blkbry	Blackberry
BLZRD	it means blizzard	BM	Byte Me
BMF	Bad Mother F***er	BMGWL	Busting My Gut With Laughter
BMOC	Big Man On Campus	BMOF	Bite Me Old Fart
BMOTA	Byte Me On The Ass	BMS	Baby Making Sex
BMW	B*tch, Moan, Whine	BN	Been -or- Being
BNDN	Been Nowhere Done Nothing	BNF	Big Name Fan
BO	Bug Off -or- Body Odor	BOAISY	Bend Over And I'll Show You

BOAT	Bust Out Another Thousand	BOB	Battery Operated Boyfriend
BOBFOC	Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch	BOCTAAE	But Of Course There Are Always Exceptions
BOD	Benefit of the Doubt -or- Board Of Directors	BOFH	Bastard Operator From Hell
BOH	Bros Over Hoes	BOHICA	Bend Over Here It Comes Again
BOL	Bark Out Loud	BON	Believe it Or Not
book	it means cool	BOTEC	Back Of The Envelope Calculation
BOTL	Bra On The Loose	BOTOH	But On The Other Hand
BOTUS	Bot Of The United States	BPLM	Big Person Little Mind
BR	Bathroom	BRB	Be Right Back
BRICS	Brazil, Russia, India, China, South Africa	BRL	Belly Roll Laughs
BRO	Be Right Over	BRT	Be Right There
BRUF	Big Requirements Up Front	BS	Big Smile -or- Bull Sh** -or- Brain Strain
BSAAW	Big Smile And A Wink	BSBD&NE	Book Smart, Brain Dead & No Experience
BSEG	Big Sh** Eating Grin	BSF	But Seriously, Folks
BSOD	Blue Screen of Death	BT	Byte This
BTA	But Then Again -or- Before The Attacks	BTD	Bored To Death
BTDT	Been There Done That	BTDTGTS	Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
BTFLDY	it means beautiful day	BTFO	Back The F* Off -or- Bend The F* Over
BTHOOM	Beats The Heck Out Of Me	BTI	Bash Twitter Idiocy
BTN	Better Than Nothing	BTOIYA	Be There Or It's Your Ass
BTR	Better	BTSOOM	Beats The Sh** Out Of Me
BTTE	Brothers To The End	BTTP	Back To The Past
BTTT	Back To The Top -or- Bump To The Top	BTW	By The Way -or- Bring The Wheelchair -or- Booty To Win
BTWBO	Be There With Bells On	BTWITIAILWU	By The Way I Think I Am In Love With You
BTYC	Better Than You Can	BTYD	Better Than You Do
BUFF	Big Ugly Fat F***	buhbye	bye
bump	Bring Up My Post	BW	Best Wishes
BWDIK	But What Do I Know	BWI	But What If
BWL	Bursting With Laughter	BWO	Black, White or Other
BWTM	But Wait, There's More	BYAM	Between You And Me
BYKI	Before You Know It	BYKT	But You Knew That
BYOA	Bring Your Own Advil	BYOB	Bring Your Own Bottle -or- Bring Your Own Beer
BYOD	Bring Your Own Device	BYOP	Bring Your Own Pencil
BYOW	Build Your Own Website -or- Bring Your Own Wine	BYTME	Better You Than ME
BZ	Busy	C	it means see, it's also a programming language
c ya	see ya	c%d	it means could
c%l	it means cool	C&G	Chuckle and Grin
C-P	Sleepy	C-T	City
C/P	Cross Post	C/S	Change of Subject
C4N	Ciao For Now	CAAC	Cool As A Cucumber

CAL	Cyberathlete Amateur League	CAS	Crack A Smile
CB	Chat Brat -or- Coffee Break -or Call Back	CBB	Can't Be Bothered
CBD	it stands for Cannabidiol, a.k.a. CBD oil	CBF	Can't Be F***ed
CBJ	Covered Blow Job	CBM	Covered By Medicare
CBOT	Centered Backgrounds On Twitter	CBT	Computer Based Training -or- Cognitive Behavioral Therapy
cc	carbon copy	CCOT	Conservative Christians on Twitter
CCW	Cute Crush Wednesday	CD	Carpe diem -or- Compact Disc
CD9	Code 9 - it means parents are around	CF	Coffee Freak -or- Cluster F***
CFV	Call For Vote	CHA	Click Here Asshole
chln	it means chilling or to be chill	CIAO	Goodbye (in Italian)
CICO	Coffee In, Coffee Out	CICYHW	Can I Copy Your Home Work
CID	Consider It Done -or- Crying In Disgrace	CIL	Check In Later
CINBA	Clad In Naught But Air	CIO	Check It Out -or- Chief Information Officer / Chief Internet Officer
CITO	Cache In, Trash Out	CLD	it means cold
CLM	Career Limiting Move	CM	Call Me
CMAO	Chortling My Ass Off	CMAP	Cover My Ass Partner
CMB	Call Me Back	CMF	Count My Fingers
CMIW	Correct Me if I'm Wrong	CMSU	Cracking MySelf Up
CMU	Crack Me Up	CN	Can
CNP	Continued in Next Post	COB	Close Of Business
COBRAS	Come On By Right After School	COD	Change Of Dressing
Cof$	Church of Scientology	CofS	Church of Scientology
COL	Chuckle Out Loud -or- Chortling Out Loud	coo	short for cool
COS	Change Of Subject -or- it means because	COT	Circle Of Trust
CPA	Cost Per Action -or- Cost Per Acquisition	CPC	Cost Per Click -or- Cost-Per-Click
CPG	Consumer Packaged Goods	CPL	Cost Per Lead
CQRT	Security	CQTS	Chuckling Quietly To Self
CRAFT	Can't Remember A F***ing Thing	CRAP	Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
CRAT	Can't Remember A Thing	CRAWS	Can't Remember Anything Worth A Sh**
CRB	Come Right Back	CRBT	Crying Real Big Tears
CRD	Caucasian Rhythm Disorder -or- Deficiency	CRDTCHCK	Credit Check
CRS	Can't Remember Sh** -or- Cockney Rhyming Slang	CRTLA	Can't Remember the Three-Letter Acronym
CS	Career Suicide	CS&F	Cute Sexy & Funny
CSA	Cool Sweet Awesome	CSABR	Continued Success And Best Regards
CSL	Can't Stop Laughing	CSN	Chuckle, Snicker, Grin
CT	Can't Talk -or- Can't Text	CTA	Call To Action
CTC	Care To Chat -or- Contact -or- Choking The Chicken	CTFD	Calm The F*** Down
CTFO	Come The F*** On	CTFU	Cracking The F*** Up
CTMQ	Chuckle To Myself Quietly	CTO	Check This Out

CU	See You -or- Cracking Up	CU46	See You For Sex
CUA	Clean Up Afterwards	CUATSC	See You At The Senior Center
CUATU	See You Around The Universe	CUL	See You Later
CUL8R	See You Later	CULA	See You Later Alligator
CUNS	See You In School	CUNT	See You Next Time -or- Can't Understand Newest Text -or- Can't Understand Normal Thinking
CUOL	See You OnLine	CUPL	Couple
CUWTA	Catch Up With The Acronyms	CUZ	Because
CWOT	Complete Waste Of Time	CWYL	Chat With You Later
CX	Cancelled	CxO	Chief insert title here Officer
CY	Calm Yourself	CYA	Cover Your Ass -or- See Ya
CYE	Check your Email	CYL	See You Later
CYM	Check Your Mail	CYO	See You Online
CYOH	Create Your Own Happening	CYT	See You Tomorrow
D	Dad -or- it means the	D&M	Deep & Meaningful
d/c	disconnected	d00d	dude, also seen as dood
D2D	Developer-to-Developer or Day-to-Day	D8	Date
da	there	DAFUQ	What the F***
DAMHIKT	Don't Ask Me How I Know That	DANNY	Duplicating Another's, Not Necessarily Yours
DARFC	Ducking And Running For Cover	DASH	Dumb Ass Stupid Head
DBA	Doing Business As -or- Don't Bother Asking	DBABAI	Don't Be A Bitch About It
DBBSWF	Dream Boat Body, Shipwreck Face	DBD	Don't Be Dumb
DBEYR	Don't Believe Everything You Read	DBMIB	Don't Bother Me I'm Busy
DD	Due Diligence	DDAS	Don't Do Anything Stupid
DDG	Drop Dead Gorgeous	DDSOS	Different Day, Same Old Sh**
DDWI	Don't Dick With It	def	Definitely
defo	Definitely	DEGT	Don't Even Go There
dem	them	DENIAL	Don't Even Notice I Am Lying
dese	these	DETI	Don't Even Think It
DETWEET	DElete a TWEET	dewd	dude
dey	they	DF	Dear Friend
DFIK	Darn If I Know	DFLA	Disenhanced Four-Letter Acronym (that is, a TLA)
DFTBA	Don't Forget To Be Awesome	DFU	Don't F*** Up
DFWLY	Don't Forget Who Loves You	DGA	Don't Go Anywhere
DGAF	Don't Give A F***	DGARA	Don't Give A Rat's Ass
DGT	Don't Go There	DGTG	Don't Go There Girlfriend
DGYF	Damn Girl You're Fine	DH	Dear Husband
DHYB	Don't Hold Your Breath	DIAF	Die In A Fire
DIC	Drunk In Charge	DIFBET	it means what's the difference between
DIKU	Do I Know You?	DILLIGAD	Do I Look Like I Give A Damn
DILLIGAS	Do I Look Like I Give A Sh**	DINK	Double Incomes, No Kids
DINO	Democrat In Name Only	DINR	Dinner
DIRFT	Do It Right the First Time	DISTO	Did I Say That Outloud?
DITR	Dancing In The Rain	ditto	same here
DITYID	Did I Tell You I'm Distressed	DIY	Do It Yourself

DJM	Don't Judge Me	DK	Don't Know
DKDC	Don't Know Don't Care	DL	Down Low -or- Download -or- Dead Link
DLTBBB	Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite	DLTM	Don't Lie To Me
DM	Direct Message	DMI	Don't Mention It
DNBL8	Do Not Be Late	DNC	Does Not Compute
DND	Do Not Disturb	DNF	Did Not Find
DNPMPL	Damn Near Pissed My Pants Laughing	DNR	Do Not Resuscitate
DOA	Dead On Arrival	DOC	Drug Of Choice
DOE	Depends On Experience	DOEI	Goodbye (in Dutch)
DOG	Depend On God	DOH	it's an expression of frustration
doin	it means doing	DORD	Department Of Redundancy Department
DOS	Dad Over Shoulder -or- Dozing Off Soon	DP	Domestic Partner
dps	Damage Per Second	DPUP	Don't Poop Your Pants
DQMOT	Don't Quote Me On This	DQYDJ	Don't Quit Your Day Job
DRB	Dirty Rat Bastard	DRCOWOTO	Don't Really Care One Way Or The Other
DRIB	Don't Read If Busy	DSL	Digital Subscriber Line -or- Dick Sucking Lips
DSTR8	Damn Straight	DTC	Deep Throaty Chuckle
DTF	Down To F***	DTK	Down To Kill
DTR	Define The Relationship	DTRT	Do The Right Thing
DUI	Driving Under the Influence	DUM	Do You Masturbate?
DUNA	Don't Use No Acronyms	dunno	i don't know
DUR	Do You Remember	DURS	Damn You Are Sexy
DUSL	Do You Scream Loud?	DUST	Did You See That?
DW	Don't Worry	DW2H	Don't Work Too Hard
DWB	Don't Write Back	DWBH	Don't Worry Be Happy
DWEET	Drunk tWEET	DWH	During Work Hours
DWI	Driving While Intoxicated	DWPKOTL	Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On The Lips
DWS	Driving While Stupid	DWWWI	Surfing the World Wide Web while intoxicated
DWYM	Does What You Mean	DYAC	Damn You Auto Correct
DYD	Don't You Dare	DYFM	Dude You Fascinate Me
DYHAB	Do You Have A Boyfriend?	DYHAG	Do You Have A Girlfriend
DYJHIW	Don't You Just Hate It When...	DYLI	Do You Love It?
DYOFDW	Do Your Own F***ing Dirty Work	DYSTSOTT	Did You See The Size Of That Thing
E123	Easy as One, Two, Three	E2HO	Each to His/Her Own
EABOS	Eat A Bag Of Sh**	EADD	Entrepreneurial Attention Deficit Disorder
EAK	Eating at Keyboard	EAPFS	Everything About Pittsburgh F***ing Sucks
ED	Erectile Dysfunction	EDM	Electronic Document Management -or- Electronic Dance Movement
EE	Electronic Emission	EE or EEs	Employee -or- Employees
effin	F***ing	EFT	Electronic Funds Transfer
EG	Evil Grin	EGOT	Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony
EHE	Emos Hate Everyone	EHT	E-Hashtag on Twitter

EIP	Eggo Is Preggo	EL	Evil Laugh
ELOL	Evil Laugh Out Loud	EM	Excuse Me
EMA	E-Mail Address	EMBM	Early Morning Business Meeting
EMDR	Eye Movement Desensitization & Reprocessing	EMEA	Europe, the Middle East, and Africa
EMFBI	Excuse Me For Butting In	EMFJI	Excuse Me For Jumping In
EMI	Excuse My Ignorance	EML	Email Me Later
EMP	Eat My Pussy -or- ElectroMagnetic Pulse	EMRTW	Evil Monkey's Rule The World
EMSG	E-Mail Message	EOD	End Of Day -or- End Of Discussion
EOL	End Of Life	EOM	End Of Message
EOT	End Of Thread/Text/Transmission	EOW	End Of Watch
ESAD	Eat Sh** And Die	ESADYFA	Eat Sh And Die You F*ing Asshole
ESEMED	Every Second Every Minute Every Day	ESFOAD	Eat Sh F*Off And Die
ESG	Environmental, Social, Governance	ESH	Experience, Strength, and Hope
ESMF	Eat Sh Mother F*er	ESO	Equipment Smarter than Operator
ETA	Estimated Time of Arrival -or- Edited To Add	ETLA	ETLA Extended Three-Letter Acronym (that is, an FLA)
ETX	End of TeXt	every1	everyone
EVRE1	Every One	EWI	E-mailing While Intoxicated
EYD	Enjoy Your Day	EYFD	Enjoy Your F***ing Day
EZ	Easy	F	Friend
F/U	it means to Follow Up	F2F	Face-to-Face, a.k.a. face time
F2Fmail	Face-to-Face mail	F2T	Free To Talk
F4F	Follow for Follow	FAANGs	a.k.a. the FAANGs
FAB	Features Attributes Benefits	FAE	Finally An Explanation
FAF	Find A Friend	FAH	F***ing A Hot
FAITH	Forsaking All, I Trust In Him	FAP	F***ing A Pissed
FAQL	Frequently Asked Questions List	FASB	Fast Ass Son Bitchii
FATC	Fork A Twitter Client	FATM	Foaming At The Mouth
FAV	Favorite	FAWC	For Anyone Who Cares
FAWOMFT	Frequently Argued Waste Of My F***ing Time	FAY	F*** All Y'all
FB	F*** Buddy -or- FaceBook -or-Follow Back	FBI	F***ing Brilliant Idea -or- Female Body Inspector
FBKS	Failure Between Keyboard and Seat	FBOCD	Facebook Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
FCFS	First Come, First Served	FCOL	For Crying Out Loud
FCS	First Customer Ship	FDFF	Falling Down F***ing Funny
FDGB	Fall Down Go Boom	FDU	Fresher Than You
FE	Fatal Error	FEAR	Forget Everything And Run, Face Everything And Recover, False Evidence Appearing Real
FF	Friends Forever	FF&PN	Fresh Fields and Pastures New
FFA	Free For All	FFS	For F*** Sake
FFT	Food For Thought	FGDAI	Fuhgedaboudit -or- Forget About It
FGF	Fine Guy Friday	FHO	Friends Hanging Out
FIF	F*** I'm Funny	FIFO	First In, First Out
FIGJAM	F*** I'm Good Just Ask Me	FIGMO	F*** It Got My Orders
FIGS	French, Italian, German, Spanish	FIIK	F*** If I Know

FIL	Father-In-Law	FILF	Father I'd Like to F***
FILO	First In Last Out	FILTH	Failed In London, Try Hong Kong
FINE	F*ed up, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional -or- F* It Never Ends	finsta	fake Instagram
FIRE	Financial Independence, Retire Early	FISH	First in, Still Here
FITB	Fill In The Blanks	FITYMI	Fake It Til You Make It
FKM	F*** 'Em	FLA	Four Letter Acronym
FLOTUS	First Lady Of The United States	FLUID	F***ing Look it Up, I Did
FML	F*** My Life	FMLTWIA	F*** Me Like The Whore I Am
FMOT	Follow Me On Twitter	FMTYEWTK	Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know
FMUTA	F*** Me Up The Ass	FNG	F***ing New Guy
FO	F*** Off	FOAD	F*** Off And Die
FOAF	Friend Of A Friend	FOAG	F*** Off And Google
fob	frequency operated button a.k.a. key fob, FOB	FOC	Free of Charge
FOE	Family Over Everything	FOFL	Falling on Floor Laughing
FOGC	Fear Of Getting Caught	FOH	F*** Outta Here
FOL	Fond of Leather	FOLO	Fear Of Losing Out -or- Fake pOLO shirt -or- Families Of Loved Ones
FOMC	Fell Off My Chair	FOMCL	Falling Off My Chair Laughing
FOMO	Fear Of Missing Out	FOMOF	Fear Of Missing Out on Football
FOOT	F*** Off Over There -or- go away	FORD	Found On Road Dead, Fixed Or Repaired Daily, F***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
FOS	Full Of Sh**	FOUO	For Official Use Only
FPO	For Placement Only	FRED	F***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device
FROG	Fully Rely On God	FRZN	it means freezing
FS	For Sale	FSBO	For Sale By Owner
FSR	For Some Reason	FSTOW	Feeling Some Type Of Way
FSU	F* Sh Up	FTAD	Facebook Twitter Addict Disorder
FTASB	Faster Than A Speeding Bullet	FTBL	Football
FTBOMH	From The Bottom Of My Heart	FTC	Failure To Communicate -or- First To Comment
FTE	Full Time Employee	FTF	F*** That's Funny, Face To Face, First To Find
FTFOI	For The Fun Of It -or- For The F*** Of It	FTL	Faster Than Light
FTLOG	For The Love Of God	FTN	F*** That Noise
FTR	For The Record	FTRF	F*** That's Really Funny
FTTB	For The Time Being	FTW	For The Win -or- F*** The World
FU2	F*** You Too	FUB	Fat Ugly Bastard
FUBAR	F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition (or Repair)	FUBARBUNDY	F***ked Up Beyond All Recovery But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet
FUBB	F***ed Up Beyond Belief	FUBYOYO	F*** You Buddy You're On Your Own
FUD	Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation	FUJIMO	F*** You Jack I'm Movin' On
FUM	F***ed Up Mess	FUMF	Fat Ugly Mother F***er
FUPA	Fat Upper Pussy Area	FURTB	Filled Up and Ready To Burst
FUW	F* You World -or- F* You Weirdo	FWB	Friends With Benefits
FWD	Forward	FWIW	For What It's Worth -or- Forgot Where I Was
FWOT	F***ing Waste Of Time	FYA	For Your Amusement

FYC	For Your Consideration	FYE	For Your Edification
FYEO	For Your Eyes Only	FYF	From Your Friend
FYI	For Your Information	FYIFV	F*** You I'm Fully Vested
FYLTGE	From Your Lips To Gods Ears	FYM	For Your Misinformation
FYSBIGTBABN	Fasten Your Seat Belts It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night	G	Guess -or- Grin -or- Giggle -or- Goodbye
G1	Good One	G2G	Got to Go
G2GLYS	Got To Go Love Ya So	G4I	Go For It
G4N	Good For Nothing	G9	Genius
g98t	good night	GA	Go Ahead -or- Good Afternoon
GAB	Getting A Beer	GAFA	Google, Apple, Facebook, Amazon
GAFL	Get A F***ing Life	GAFYK	Get Away From Your Keyboard
GAGFI	Gives A Gay First Impression	GAHOY	Get A Hold Of Yourself
GAL	Get A Life	GALGAL	Give A Little Get A Little
GALHER	Get A Load of Her	GALHIM	Get A Load of Him
GANB	Getting Another Beer	GAP	Got A Pic? -or- Gay Ass People
GAS	Got A Second?	gawd	God
GB	Good Bridge	GBG	Great Big Grin
GBH	Great Big Hug	GBP	Gay Boy Problems
GBTW	Get Back To Work	GC	Good Crib
GD	God Damn -or- Gosh Darn	GD&R	Grinning, Ducking and Running
GD&RF	Grinning, Ducking and Running Fast	GDI	God Damn It -or- God Damn Independent
GDPR	General Data Protection Regulation	GDW	Grin, Duck and Wave
GF	Girlfriend	GFE	Good Faith Estimate -or- GirlFriend Experience
GFF	Go F***ing Figure	GFI	Go For It
GFN	Gone For Now	GFON	Good For One Night
GFR	Grim File Reaper	GFTD	Gone For The Day
GFTU	Good For The Universe	GFY	Good For You -or- Go F*** Yourself -or- Go Find Yourself
GFYMF	Go F* Yourself Mother F*er	GG	Good Game -or- Gotta Go -or- Giggling
GGA	Good Game All	GGGG	God, God, God, God
GGN	Gotta Go Now	GGOH	Gotta Get Out of Here
GGP	Gotta Go Pee	GGPBL	Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GGY	Go Google Yourself	GHM	God Help Me
GI	Google It	GIC	Gift In Crib
GIDK	Gee I Don't Know	GIGATT	God Is Good All The Time
GIGO	Garbage In, Garbage Out	GILF	Grandmother I'd Like to F***
GIST	Great Ideas for Starting Things	GIT	Got It, Thanks
GIWIST	Gee, I Wish I'd Said That	GJ	Good Job
GJP	Good Job Partner	GL	Good Luck -or- Get Lost
GLA	Good Luck All	GLAWD	Good Luck And Well Done
GLB	Good Looking Boy	GLBT	Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender
GLG	Good Looking Girl	GLGH	Good Luck and Good Hunting
GLWS	Good Luck With Sale	GLYASDI	God Loves You And So Do I
GM	Good Morning -or- Good Move	GMAB	Give Me A Break
GMAFB	Give Me A F***ing Break	GMH	Gives Me Hope
GMILY	Good Morning I Love You	GMTA	Great Minds Think Alike

GMTA ASDO	Great Minds Think Alike, And So Do Ours	GMTFT	Great Minds Think For Themselves
GN	Good Night	gn8	good night
GNBLFY	Got Nothing But Love For You	GNOC	Get Naked On Cam
GNS	GangNam Style	GNSD	Good Night Sweet Dreams
GOAT	Greatest Of All Time	GOB	Game On B*tcheeez
GOI	Get Over It	GOK	God Only Knows
GOL	Giggling Out Loud	GOLF	Grateful Of Lovely Family -or- Friends
GOMB	Get Off My Back	GOOD job	Get Out Of Debt job
GORK	God Only Really Knows	GOS	Gay Or Straight
GOSPEL	God's Only Son Provides Eternal Life	GOTDPWYD	Get Off The Damn Phone While You're Driving
GOTP	Get/Getting On The Piss	GOWI	Get On With It
GOYHH	Get Off Your High Horse	GPOY	Gratuitous Picture Of Yourself
GQMF	Gentleman's Quarterly Mother F***er	GR&D	Grinning Running & Ducking
GR2BR	Good Riddance To Bad Rubbish	GR8	Great
GRACE	God's Riches At Christ's Expense	GRAS	Generally Recognized As Safe
gratz	Congratulations	GROBR	Good Riddance Of Bad Rubbish
grrlz	girls, also seen as grrl	GRRR	Growling
GRX	Gracias	GSC	Gimme Some Credit
GSOAS	Go Sit On A Snake	GSOH	Good Sense Of Humor
GSTG	Get Set To Go	GSW	Gun Shot Wound
GSYJDWURMNKH	Good Seeing You, Just Don't Wear Your Monkey Hat	GT	Good Try
GTASC	Going To A Strip Club	GTFO	Get The F*** Out
GTFOOH	Get The F*** Out Of Here	GTG	Got To Go
GTGB	Got To Go Bye	GTGP	Got To Go Pee
GTH	Go To Hell	GTK	Good To Know
GTL	Gym, Tan, Laundry	GTM	Giggle To Myself
GTP	Game Transfer Phenomenon	GTRM	Going To Read Mail
GTS	Google That Sh**	GTSY	Glad To See You
GUD	Geographically UnDesirable	guvment	government, also seen as guvmint, gumint
GWI	Get With It	GWOT	Glorified Waste Of Time
GWS	Get Well Soon	GYHOOYA	Get Your Head Out Of Your Ass
GYLABTW	Get Your Lazy Ass Back To Work	GYPO	Get Your Pants Off
H&K	Hugs and Kisses	h/o	Hold On
h/p	Hold Please	H2CUS	Hope To See You Soon
H2S	Here To Stay	H4U	Hot For You
H4XX0R	Hacker -or- To Be Hacked	H9	Husband in room
HADVD	Have Advised	hag1	have a good one
HAGD	Have a Great Day	HAGN	Have A Good Night
HAGO	Have A Good One	hahaha	it means laughing
HAK	Hugs And Kisses	HAND	Have a Nice Day
HAR	Hit And Run	HAWTLW	Hello And Welcome To Last Week
HAY	How Are You?	HB	Hurry Back
HBASTD	Hitting Bottom And Starting To Dig	HBB	Hip Beyond Belief
HBIB	Hot But Inappropriate Boy	HBIC	Head Bitch In Charge
HBO	Helping a Brother Out	HBTU	Happy Birthday To You
HBU	How Bout You?	HCC	Holy Computer Crap

HD	Hold	HDGFS	How Does Get F***ed Sound?
HDM	Honest Direct Message	HEA	Happily Ever After
HENRY	High Earner, Not Rich Yet	HF	Hello Friend -or- Have Fun -or- Have Faith
HHFO	Hell Has Frozen Over	HHH	Hip Hip Hooray
HHIS	Hanging Head In Shame	HHO1/2K	Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
HHOJ	Ha Ha, Only Joking	HHOK	Ha Ha, Only Kidding
HHOS	Ha Ha, Only Serious	HHTYAY	Happy Holidays To You And Yours
Hi 5	High Five	HIG	How's It Going?
HIH	Hope It Helps	HIOOC	Help, I'm Out Of Coffee
HIPPO	Higher Income People's Personal Opinions	HITAKS	Hang In There And Keep Smiling
HMFIC	Head MOFO In Charge	HMFWICC	Head MoFo What In Complete Charge
HML	Hit My Line	HMOT	Hit Me On Twitter
HMU	Hit Me Up -or- Hook Me Up	HNTI	How Nice That/This Is
HNTW	How Nice That Was	HNY	Happy New Year
HO	Hang On -or- Hold On -or- Head Office	HOHA	HOllywood HAcker
HOIC	Hold On, I'm Coming	hologram	a.k.a. virtual demonstration, holographic technology
HOT PIC	Hot Picture, as in sexy or naked	howru	How Are You
HOYEW	Hanging On Your Every Word	HP	Higher Power
HPOA	Hot Piece Of Ass	HPPO	Highest Paid Person in Office
HR	Human Resources -or- Human Reaction	HRCN	it means hurricane
HSAY	How Single Are You?	HSIAB	Haven't Seen It All Before
HSIK	How Should I Know	HT	Hi There -or- Hat Tip -or- Heard Through -or- Hashtag on Twitter
HTB	Hang The Bastards	HTH	Hope This (or That) Helps
HTNOTH	Hit The Nail On The Head	HU	Hook Up
HUA	Heads Up Ace -or- Head Up Ass -or- Heard, Understood, Acknowledged	HUD	How You Doing?
Huggle	it means to Hug and snuggle	HUGZ	Hugs
huh	what	hunty	derogatory reference to a friend
HV	Have	Hwevr	However
HWGA	Here We Go Again	hx	it means history -or- hospital
I 1-D-R	I Wonder	I <3 I	I Love It
I <3 U	I Love You	i h8 it	i hate it
I&I	Intercourse & Inebriation	I-D-L	Ideal
IAC	In Any Case -or- I Am Confused -or- If Anyone Cares	IAE	In Any Event
IAGTKOM	I Ain't Got That Kind Of Money	IAITS	It's All In The Subject
IANAC	I Am Not A Crook	IANADBIPOOTV	I Am Not A Doctor But I Play One On TV
IANAE	I Am Not An Expert	IANAL	I Am Not A Lawyer
IANNNGC	I Am Not Nurturing the Next Generation of Casualties	IASAP4U	I Always Say A Prayer For You
IAT	I Am Tired	IAW	I Agree With -or- In Accordance With
IAYM	I Am Your Master	IBGYBG	I'll Be Gone, You'll Be Gone
IBIWISI	I'll Believe It When I See It	IBK	Idiot Behind Keyboard
IBRB	I'll Be Right Back	IBT	In Between Technology

IBTC	Itty Bitty Titty Committee	IBTD	I Beg To Differ
IBTL	In Before The Lock	IC	Independant Contractor -or- In Character -or- I See
ICBW	I Could Be Wrong	ICBWICBM	It Could Be Worse, It Could Be Me
ICCL	I Couldn't Care Less	ICIHICPCL	I Can't Imagine How I Could Possibly Care Less
ICO-911	In Case Of Emergency	ICW	I Can't Wait
ICWUM	I See What You Mean	ICYC	In Case You're Curious -or- In Case You Care
ICYMI	In Case You Missed It	ID	IDentification
ID10T	Idiot	IDBI	I Don't Believe It
IDC	I Don't Care	IDEK	I Don't Even Know
IDEWTK	I Don't Even Want To Know	IDGAD	I Don't Give A Damn
IDGAF	I Don't Give A F***	IDGARA	I Don't Give A Rats Ass
IDGHP	I Don't Get Hashtag Phrases	IDGI	I Don't Get It -or- I Don't Get Involved
IDIFTL	I Did It For The Lulz	IDK	I Don't Know
IDK, my BFF Jill	I Don't Know, my Best Friend Forever Jill	IDKABTT	I Don't Know About That
IDKWTD	I Don't Know What To Do	IDKY	I Don't Know You
IDM	It Doesn't Matter	IDNKT	I Did Not Know That
IDRK	I Don't Really Know	IDST	I Didn't Say That
IDTA	I Did That Already	IDTBBF	I Deserve To Be Blown First
IDTS	I Don't Think So	IDWTUB	I Don't Want To Upset You But
IEF	It's Esther's Fault	IF/IB	In the Front -or- In the Back
IFAB	I Found A Bug	IFH8TABX	I F***ing Hate This Acronym Bollocks
IFU	I F***ed Up	Igers	Instagrammers
IGGP	I Gotta Go Pee	IGTP	I Get The Point
IGWS	It Goes Without Saying	IGWST	It Goes Without Saying That
IGYHTBT	I Guess You Had To Be There	IHA	I Hate Acronyms
IHAIM	I Have Another Instant Message	IHNC	I Have No Clue
IHNO	I Have No Opinion	IHR	Involuntary Hormonal Reaction
IHTFP	I Have Truly Found Paradise -or- I Hate This F***ing Place	IHU	I Hear You
IHY	I Heart You -or- I Hate You	IIABDFI	If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It
IIIO	Intel Inside, Idiot Outside	IIMAD	If It Makes Any Difference
IINM	If I'm Not Mistaken	IIR	If I Remember -or- If I Recall
IIRC	If I Remember Correctly -or- If I Recall Correctly	IIT	Is It Tight?
IITLYTO	If It's Too Loud You're Too Old	IITM	It's In The Mail
IITYWIMWYBMAD	If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink	IITYWYBMAD	If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink
IIWII	It Is What It Is	IIWM	If It Were Me
IJ	Inside Joke	IJPMP	I Just Pissed My Pants
IJS	I'm Just Saying...	IJWTK	I Just Want To Know
IJWTS	I Just Want To Say	IKALOPLT	I Know A Lot Of People Like That
IKR	I Know, Right?	IKWYM	I Know What You Mean
IKYABWAI	I Know You Are But What Am I?	ILA	I Love Acronyms
ILBCNU	I'll Be Seeing You	ILBCNUL8r	I'll Be Seeing You Later
ILF/MD	I Love Female/Male Dominance	ILI	I Love It

ILICISCOMK	I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard	ILMJ	I Love My Job
ILU	I Love You	ILUAAF	I Love You As A Friend
ILY	I Love You	ILY2	I Like/Love You Too
IM	Instant Messaging -or- Immediate Message	IM2BZ2P	I aM Too Busy To (even) Pee
IMA	I Might Add	IMAO	In My Arrogant Opinion
IMCO	In My Considered Opinion	IME	In My Experience
IMEZRU	I Am Easy, Are You?	IMF	In My Feelings
IMFAO	In My F***ing Arrogant Opinion	imfkd^	I am f***ed up
IMGC	I Might Get Caught	IMHEIUO	In My High Exalted Informed Unassailable Opinion
IMHIF	I Move How I Feel	IMHO	In My Humble Opinion
IMI	I Mean It	IMJS	I'M Just Saying
IMML	I Make Myself Laugh	IMNERHO	In My Never Even Remotely Humble Opinion
IMNSHO	In My Not So Humble Opinion	IMO	In My Opinion
IMOO	In My Own Opinion	IMOWHA	I Made Out With Him/Her Anyway
IMPOV	In My Point Of View	IMR	I Mean Really
IMRU	I Am, Are You?	IMS	I Am Sorry
INBD	It's No Big Deal	INCH	I’m Never Coming Home
INCYDK	In Case You Didn't Know	INMP	It's Not My Problem
INNW	If Not Now When?	INPO	In No Particular Order
INUCOSM	It's No Use Crying Over Spilt Milk	IOH	I'm Outta Here
ION	Index Of Names	IONO	I Don't Know
IOT	In Order To	IOTTCO	Intuitively Obvious To The Casual Observer
IOU	I Owe You	IOUD	Inside, Outside, Upside Down
IOW	In Other Words	IPN	I'm Posting Naked
IRL	In Real Life	IRNCOT	I'd Rather Not Comment On That
ISAGN	I See A Great Need	ISH	Insert Sarcasm Here
ISO	In Search Of	ISS	I Said So -or- I'm So Sure
ISSOYS	I'm So Sick Of Your Stuff -or- S*** -or- Stories	ISSYGTI	I'm So Sure You Get The Idea
ISTM	It Seems To Me	ISTR	I Seem To Remember
ISWC	If Stupid Were a Crime	ISWYM	I See What You Mean
ISYALS	I'll Send You A Letter Soon	ITA	I Totally Agree
ITFA	In The Final Analysis	ITGFT	I Thank God For This
ITIGBS	I Think I'm Going To Be Sick	ITM	In The Money
ITMA	It's That Man Again	ITMFA	Impeach The Mother F***er Already
ITS	Intense Text Sex	ITS A D8	It's A Date
ITSFWI	If The Shoe Fits Wear It	IUM	If You Must
IURI	If You Are Interested	IWALU	I Will Always Love You
IWBAPTAKYAIYSTA	I Will Buy A Plane Ticket And Kick Your Ass If You Say That Again	IWBNI	It Would Be Nice If
IWFU	I Wanna F*** You	IWFY	I Will Follow You
IWIWU	I Wish I Was You	IWSN	I Want Sex Now
IWTKCR	I'm What The Kids Call Relatable	IYAM	If You Ask Me

IYAOYAS	If You Ain't Ordinance You Ain't Sh**	IYCSSNASDSAAA	If You Can’t Say Something Nice About Someone Don’t Say Anything At All
IYD	In Your Dreams	IYDMMA	If You Don't Mind My Asking
IYFD	In Your F***ing Dreams	IYFEG	Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
IYKWIM	If You Know What I Mean	IYKWIMAITYD	If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
IYNAEGBTM	If You Need Anything Else Get Back To Me	IYO	In Your Opinion
IYQ	I Like You	IYSS	If You Say So
IYSWIM	If You See What I Mean	J/C	Just Checking
J/J	Just Joking	J/K	Just Kidding
J/O	Jerking Off	J/P	Just Playing
J/W	Just Wondering	J2LYK	Just To Let You Know
J4F	Just For Fun	J4G	Just For Grins
J4T or JFT	Just For Today	J5M	Just Five Minutes
JAD	Just Another Day	JAFO	Just Another F***ing Onlooker
JAFS	Just A F***ing Salesman	JAM	Just A Minute
JAS	Just A Second	JATA	Just Another Twitter App
JC	Just Curious -or- Just Chilling -or- Jesus Christ	JDI	Just Do It
JDMJ	Just Doing My Job	Jealz	Jealous
JEOMK	Just Ejaculated On My Keyboard	JFC	Jesus F***ing Christ
JFH	Just F*** Her	JFI	Just For Information
JGH	Just Got Home	JGMB	Just Google Me B*tch
JHO	Just Helping Out	JHOM	Just Helping out My (Mafia, Mob, Neighbors, etc.)
JHOMF	Just Helping Out My Friend(s)	JIC	Just In Case
JK	Just Kidding	JLY	Jesus Loves You
JM2C	Just My 2 Cents	JMDTP30	Join Me Down The Pub (in 30 mins)
JMO	Just My Opinion	JOML	Jesus On the Main Line
JOMO	Joy Of Missing Out	JOOTT	Just One Of Those Things
JOY	Jesus first, Others second, Yourself last	JP	Just Playing
JS	Just Saying	JSO	Job Shaped Object
JSU	Just Shut Up	JSYK	Just So You Know
JT	Just Teasing	JTLYK	Just To Let You Know
JTOL	Just Thinking Out Loud	JTOU	Just Thinking Of You
JUADLAM	Jumping Up And Down Like A Monkey	JW	Just Wondering
K	OK	KAB	Kick Ass Bitch
KB	Kick Butt	KBD	Keyboard
KC	Keep Cool	KCCO	Keep Calm & Carry On
kewl	it means cool	KFB	Kindly Follow Back
KFY -or- K4Y	Kiss For You	KHYF	Know How You Feel
KIA	Killed In Action	KIBO	Knowledge In, Bullsh** Out
KIPPERS	Kids In Parents' Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings	KIR	Keep It Real
KISS	Keep It Simple Stupid	KIT	Keep In Touch
kitty	it means pussy	KITY	Keep It To Yourself
KK	Kiss Kiss -or- OK	KKK	it means "over" as in, waiting for your reply

KMA	Kiss My Ass	KMBA	Kiss My Black Ass
KMFHA	Kiss My Fat Hairy Ass	KMIM	Keep Me In Mind
KMP	Keep Me Posted	KMRIA	Kiss My Royal Irish Arse
KMS	Kill My Self	KMSLA	Kiss My Shiny Little Ass
KMUF	Kiss Me You Fool	KMWA	Kiss My White Ass
KO	Knocked Out	KOK	Knock
KOTC	Kiss On The Cheek	KOTL	Kiss On The Lips
KPC	Keeping Parents Clueless	KS	Kill Stealer
Kthxbye	OK, thanks, bye - rushed	KUTGW	Keep Up The Good Work
KWIM	Know What I Mean?	KWSTA	Kiss With Serious Tongue Action
KYBC	Keep Your Bum Clean	KYFC	Keep Your Fingers Crossed
KYNC	Keep Your Nose Clean	KYPO	Keep Your Pants On
KYR	Know Your Rank	KYS	Kill YourSelf
KYSOTI	Keep Your Stick On The Ice	L	Laugh
L&R	Love and Respect	L/M	Left Message
L8TR	Later	L?^	Let's hook up
L@U	Laughing At You -or- Laughing About You	LA	Laughing Aloud
LABATYD	Life's A Bitch And Then You Die	LAFW	Listening (but) Away From Window
LAGNAF	Lets All Get Naked And F***	LAGO	Life Always Goes On
LAOJ	Laughing At Own Joke	LAQ	Lame Ass Quote
LB	Like Back	LB?W/C	Like Bondage? Whips or Chains
LBH	Let's Be Honest	LBR and LGR	Little Boy's Room and Little Girl's Room
LBS	Laughing But Serious	LBUG or LBIG	Laughing Because You're Gay -or- Laughing Because I'm Gay
LD	Long Distance -or- Later Dude	LDIMEDILLIGAF	Look Deeply Into My Eyes, Does It Look Like I Give A F***
LDR	Long Distance Relationship	LDTTWA	Let's Do The Time Warp Again
LESM	Law Enforcement Social Media	LF	Let's F***
LFL	Lady oF Leisure -or- Loner For Life	LFTI	Looking Forward To It
LFU	Life"s F***ed Up	LG	Life's Good -or- Long Gone
LGBT	Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender	LGBTQ+	Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer +
LGGBDTTTIQQAAPP	Lesbian, Gay, Genderqueer, Bisexual, Demisexual, Transgender, Transsexual, Twospirit, Intersex, Queer, Questioning, Asexual, Allies, Pansexual, Polyamorous	LGMAS	Lord Give Me A Sign
LGTM	Looks Good To Me	LGY	Little Girl Yeah
LH	Laughing Hysterically	LH6	Let’s Have Sex
LHK	Love Hugs Kisses	LHM	Lord Have Mercy
LHO	Laughing Head Off	LHOS	Lets Have Online Sex
LHSO	Let's Have Sex Online	LHU	Let's Hook Up
LIB	Lying In Bed	LIFO	Last In, First Out
LIG	Let It Go -or- Life Is Good	LINS	Laugh, I Nearly Shat
LIR	Let It Rest	LIS	Laughing In Silence
LJBF	Let's Just Be Friends	LKITR	Little Kid In The Room
LL	Livin' Large	LLAP	Live Long and Prosper
LLOM	Like Leno on Meth	LLT	Looks Like Trouble
LLTA	Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause	LLY	Licking Love You

LM46	Let's Meet For Sex	LM4a~##zzzz>	Let's Meet For A Joint
LMAO	Laughing My Ass Off	LMBAO	Laughing My Black Ass Off
LMBPO	Laughing My Booty Pop Off	LMFAO	Laughing My F***ing Ass Off
LMFO	Let Me Find Out	LMHO	Laughing My Head Off
LMIRL	Let's Meet In Real Life	LMK	Let Me Know
LMKHTWOFY	Let Me Know How That Works Out For You	LMOA	Left a Message On your Answering machine
LMP	Lick My Pussy	LMR	Like My Recent
LMS	Like My Status -or- Learning Management System - or Lick My Sack	LMSO	Laughing My Socks Off
LMTA	Like Minds Think Alike	LMTC	Left a Message To Contact
LMTCB	Left Message To Call Back	lo	it means hello
LOAL	Life Of A Local	LOB	Lying On Bed
LOGO	Language Of Graphics Oriented	LOK	Lots Of Kisses
LOL	Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots Of Love -or- Living On Lipitor	LOL WUSS	Laugh Out Loud With Unintentional Snort Sound
LOLA	Laugh Out Loud Again	LOLOLOL	Laugh Out Loud Out Loud Out Loud
LOLPMP	Laugh Out Loud Peed My Pants	LOLROTF&ICGU	Laughing Out Loud Rolling On The Floor & I Can't Get Up
LOLZ	Lots Of Laughs	LOMBARD	Lots Of Money But A Right Dick
LOML	Love Of My Life	LONH	Lights On, Nobody Home
LOOL	Laughing Outrageously Out Loud	LOOMM	Laughing Out Of My Mind
LOPSOD	Long On Promises, Short On Delivery	LORE	Learn Once, Repeat Everywhere
LOU	Laughing Over You	LOVE	Lots Of Voluntary Effort
LPC	Lead Pipe Cinch -or- Lesbian Power Couple	LPOS	Lazy Piece Of Sh**
LRF	Little Rubber Feet	LRT	Last ReTweet
LSB	Life Sucks Balls	LSHITIPAL	Laughing So Hard I Think I Peed A Little
LSHMBH	Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts	LSV	Language, Sex, Violence
LTF	Lick The Floor	LTHTT	Laughing Too Hard To Type
LTIC	Laughing 'Til I Cry	LTIO	Laughing Til I Orgasm
LTM	Laughing To Myself	LTNS	Long Time No See
LTNT	Long Time, No Type	LTOTD	Last Tweet Of The Days
LTR	Long Term Relationship	LTRP	Long Term Relationship Pussy
LTS	Laughing to Self	LTTIC	Look The Teacher Is Coming
LU	Locked Up -or- Laughing Uproariously	LuK	it means good luck
LULU	Locally Undesireable Land Use	lulz	laughs or LulzSec
LUMTP	Love You More Than Pie	LUMU	Love You Miss You
LUMUMI	Love You Miss You Mean It	luser	loser
LUSM	Love You So Much	luv	it means love
LVL	Level	LWR	Launch When Ready
LWU	Laughing With You	LWYS	Look What You Started
LY	Love You	LY4E	Love You Forever
LYA	Love You All	LYAAF	Love You As A Friend
LYB	Love You Babe	LYCYLBB	Love You, See You Later, Bye Bye
LYKYAMY	Love You, Kiss You, Already Miss You	LYL	Love You Lots
LYLAB	Love You Like a Brother	LYLAS	Love You Like A Sister

LYLB	Love You Later Bye	LYMI	Love You, Mean It
LYS	Love YourSelf	LYSOUAQ	Learn Your Sh** Or Up And Quit
LYSYB	Love Ya, See Ya, Bye	LYWAMH	Love You With All My Heart
M	Mom	M2NY	Me Too, Not Yet
M4C	Meet for Coffee	M4M	Men for Men -or- Male for Male
m4w	men for women	M8 or M8s	Mate -or- Mates
MA	Mature Audience	MAGA	Make America Great Again
MAMIL	Middle Aged Men In Lycra	MAYA	Most Advanced Yet Accessible
MB	Message Board	MBF	Must Be Following
MBN	Must Be Nice	MBRFN	Must Be Real F***ing Nice
MC	MisConnect	MCM	Man Crush Monday
MD	Doctor of Medicine -or- Managing Director	MDMS	Million Dollar Mindset
MDR	Mort De Rire	MEGO	My Eyes Glaze Over
meh	Who cares, whatever	MEJR	My Eyes Just Rolled
MERP	Modestly Enlightened Rich People	MF	My Friend -or- Mother F***ing
MFBTY	My Fans Better Than Yours	MFD	Multi-Function Device
MfG	Mit freundlichen Gruessen	MFIC	Mother F***er In Charge
MFRC	My Fingers Are Crossed	MFWIC	Mother F***er Who's In Charge
MHBFY	My Heart Bleeds For You	mhhm	uh huh -or- yeah
MHOTY	My Hat's Off To You	MHYF	Move How You Feel
MIA	Missing In Action	MIH	Make It Happen
MIHAP	May I Have Your Attention Please	MIL	Mother-In-Law
MILF	Mother I'd Like to F***	MINS	Minutes
MIRL	Meet In Real Life	MISTWEET	a tweet you regret you sent
MITIN	More Info Than I Needed	MIWI	Makes It Worth It
MKOP	My Kind Of Place	MLA	Multiple Letter Acronym
MLAS	My Lips Are Sealed	mlm	giving the digital middle finger
MLYLT	Me Love You Long Time	MM	Market Maker -or- Merry Meet
MMHA2U	My Most Humble Apologies To You	mmk	mmm ok
MML	Made Me Laugh	MMYT	Mail Me Your Thoughts
MO	Move On	mob	it means mobile
MOF	Matter Of Fact	MOFO	Mother F***er
MOMPL	MOMent PLease	moobs	man boobs
MOOC	Massive Open Online Course	MOOS	Member Of The Opposite Sex
MOP	MOment Please	MorF	Male or Female
MOS	Mom Over Shoulder	MOSS	Member(s) Of The Same Sex
MOT	Member Of the Tribe	MOTAS	Member Of The Appropriate Sex
MOTD	Message Of The Day	MOTOS	Member(s) Of The Opposite Sex
MOTSS	Member(s) Of The Same Sex	MOV	My Own Views
MPFB	My Personal F*** Buddy	MRA	Moving Right Along
MRM	Men's Rights Movement	MRPH	Mail the Right Place for Help
MRT	Modified ReTweet	MSG	Message
MSM	Main Stream Media -or- Men who Sleep with Men	MSMD	Monkey See Monkey Do
MSNUW	Mini-Skirt No UnderWear	MSTA	Must See To Appreciate
MSTM	Makes Sense To Me	MT	empty -or- Modified Tweet -or- Mean on Twitter
MTBF	Mean Time Before Failure	MTF	More To Follow
MTFBWY	May The Force Be With You	MTLA	My True Love Always

MTMMFBWY	May the Micky Mouse Force Be With You	MTSBWY	May The Schwartz Be With You
MTSITN	More Than Ships In The Night	MU	Miss You
MUAH or MWAH	The sound of a kiss	MUBAR	Messed up Beyond All Recognition
MULC	Miss You Like Crazy	MUSL	Missing You Sh** Loads
MUSM	Miss You So Much	MVA	Motor Vehicle Accident
MVA no PI	Motor Vehicle Accident with no Personal Injury	MVA w/PI	Motor Vehicle Accident with Personal Injury
MVO	Moving On	mvto	it means thank you
MWBRL	More Will Be Revealed Later	MWS	My Wife Says
MYL	Mind Your Language	MYOB	Mind Your Own Business
MYT	Meet You There	MYWB	Make Your World Bigger
N	No -or- And	N pic	Nice picture
N-A-Y-L	In A While	N/A	Not Applicable -or- Not Affiliated
N/M	Nothing Much	N/T	No Text
N1	Nice One	N2M	Not To Mention -or- Not Too Much
N2MJCHBU	Not Too Much Just Chillin, How Bout You?	NA	Nice Ass
NAB	Not A Blonde	NADT	Not A Damn Thing
NAGB	Nearly Almost A Good Bridge	NAGI	Not A Good Idea
NAK	Nursing At Keyboard	NALOPKT	Not A Lot Of People Know That
NAMAILU	Not As Much As I Love You	NASCAR	Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
NATC	Not A Text Conversation	natch	Naturally
NATO	No Action, Talk Only	NAVY	Never Again Volunteer Yourself
NAZ	Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)	NB	Nota Bene
NB4T	Not Before Time	NBD	No Big Deal
NBFAB	Not Bad For A Beginner	NBFABS	Not Bad For A Bot Stopper
NBG	No Bloody Good	NBIF	No Basis In Fact
NBLFY	Nothing But Love For You	NBS	No Bull Sh**
NC	Nice Crib -or- No Comment	NCBD	New Comic Book Day
NCG	New College Graduate	ND	No Date
NDN	Indian	ne	Any
ne-wayz	anyways	ne1	Anyone
ne14kfc	anyone for KFC?	ne1er	anyone here?
Ne2H	Need To Have	NEET	Not currently Engaged in Employment, Education, or Training
NEF	Not Even Funny	NEJ	Not Even Joking
NESEC	Any Second	NEV	Neighborhood Electric Vehicle
NEWEETER	NEW tweeter	NEWS	North, East, West, South
NFBSK	Not For British School Kids	NFC	Not Favorably Considered -or- No F***ing Chance
NFE	No F***ing Excuses	NFF	No F***ing Fair
NFG	Not F***ing Good	NFI	No F***ing Idea
NFS	Need For Sex -or- Network File System	NFW	No F***ing Way -or- No Feasible Way
NG	New Game	NGB	Nearly Good Bridge
NGH	Not Gonna Happen	NGL	Not Gonna Lie
NGO	Non-Governmental Organization, a.k.a. NGOs	NH	Nice Hand

NHOH	Never Heard Of Him/Her	NI	Not Interested
NI4NI	An Eye For An Eye	NICE	Nonsense In Crappy Existence
NIDL	Not Interested, DisLike	NIFOC	Nude In Front Of The Computer
NIGYYSOB	Now I've Got You, You Son Of a B*tch	NIH	Not Invented Here
NIM	No Internal Message	NIMBY	Not In My Back Yard
NIMJD	Not In My Job Description	NIMQ	Not In My Queue
NIMY	Never In A Million Years	NINJA	No Income, No Job nor Assets
NINO	Nothing In, Nothing Out -or- No Input, No Output	NISM	Need I Say More
NITL	Not In This Lifetime	NIYWFD	Not In Your Wildest F***ing Dreams
NJAPF	Not Just Another Pretty Face	NLB	Non Linear Behavior
NLL	Nice Little Lady	NLTBRO	Not Likely To Be Run Over
NM	Never Mind -or- Nothing Much -or Not Much -or- Nice Move	nm, u	not much, you?
NME	Enemy	NMH	Not Much Here
NMHJC	Not Much Here, Just Chilling	NMM	#NoMakeupMonday
NMP	Not My Problem -or- Not My President	NMTE	Now More Than Ever
NMU	Not Much, You?	NN	Not Now -or- Need
NNCIMINTFZ	Not Now Chief, I'm In The F ***in' Zone	NNR	Need Not Respond
nnsh	night night sweet heart	NNWW	Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink
NO	Not Online	no praw	no problem
no1	it means no one	NOA	Not Online Anymore
NOFI	No OFfence Intended	noob	also seen as: n00b -or- nub -or- no0blet
NOS	New Old Stock -or- Not Outside Sales	NOY	Not Online Yet
NOYB	None Of Your Business	NP	No Problem -or- Nosy Parents
NQA	No Questions Asked	NQOCD	Not Quite Our Class Dear
NR	Nice Roll	NRG	Energy
NRN	No Reply Necessary	NS	Nice Set -or- No Show
NSA	No Strings Attached	NSB	Not Sure But
NSFW	Not Safe For Work	NSS	No Sh** Sherlock
NSTLC	Need Some Tender Loving Care	NTA	Not This Again
NTABOM	Now That's A Bunch Of Malarkey	NTB	Not Too Bright
NTBM	Not To Be Missed	NTBN	No Text Back Needed
nth	nothing	NTIM	Not That It Matters
NTIMM	Not That It Matters Much	NTK	Nice To Know
NTL	nonetheless	NTM	Not That Much
NTMU	Nice To Meet You	NTTAWWT	Not That There's Anything Wrong With That
NTW	Not To Worry	NTYMI	Now That You Mention It
NUB	New person to a site or game	NUFF	Enough
NVM	NeVer Mind	NVNG	Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained
NW	No Way	NWAL	Nerd Without A Life
NWOT	New WithOut Tags	NWR	Not Work Related
NWT	New With Tags	NYC	Not Your Concern
NYCFS	New York City Finger Salute	O	Opponent -or- Over -or- Or
OAO	Over And Out	OATUS	On A Totally Unrelated Subject
OAUS	On An Unrelated Subject	OB	Obligatory

OBE	Overcome By Events	OBNR	Open But Not Responded
OBO	Or Best Offer	OBS	Obviously
OBTW	Oh By The Way	OBX	Old Battle Axe
OC	Original Character -or- Own Character	OCD	Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
OD	Online Date	ODTAA	One Damn Thing After Another
OF	Old Fart	OFAP	Old Fart At Play
ofc	of course	OG	Original Gangsta
OH	Off Hook	OHF	Oh Heck Friends
OIC	Oh, I See	OICU812	Oh I See, You Ate One Too
OIRWIS	Oh I Remember What I Said	OIT	Old Indian Trick
OK	okay -or- ok -or- k -or- all correct	OL	Old Lady
OLL	OnLine Love	OLLI	One Life, Live It
OLN	OnLine Netiquette	OLO	Only Laughed Once
OM	Old Man	OMB	Oh My Buddha
OMDB	Over My Dead Body	OME	Oh My Evolution
OMFG	Oh My F***ing God	OMG	Oh My God
OMIK	Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard	OML	Oh My Lord
OMMA	Oh My Aching Ass	OMW	On My Way -or- Oh My Word
OMWT	On My Way Too	ONID	Oh No I Didn't
ONNA	Oh No, Not Again	ONNTA	Oh No, Not This Again
ONUD	Oh No You Didn't	OO	Over and Out
OOAK	One Of A Kind	OOC	Out Of Character -or- Out Of Control
OOF	Out Of Facility	OOI	Out Of Interest
OOMF	One Of My Followers	OOO	Out Of Office -or- Out Of Commission
OOS	Out Of Stock	OOT	Out Of Touch
OOTB	Out Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue	OOTC	Obligatory On Topic Comment
OOTD	Outfit Of The Day	OOTT	Out Of The Loop
OOYF	One Of Your Followers	OP	Original Post
OSIF	Oh Sh** I Forgot	OSINTOT	Oh Sh** I Never Thought Of That
OST	On Second Thought	OT	Off Topic
OTASOIC	Owing To A Slight Oversight In Construction	OTB	Only The Brave
OTC	Over The Counter	OTF	On The Floor -or- On The Fone
OTH	Off The Hook	OTL	Out To Lunch
OTOH	On The Other Hand	OTP	On The Phone
OTS	On The Scene -or- On The Spot -or- Off The Shelf	OTT	Over The Top
OTTOMH	Off The Top Of My Head	OTW	On The Way -or- Off The Wall -or- Otherwise
OUSU	Oh You Shut Up	ova	it means over
OWTTE	Or Words To That Effect	OZ	Australia
O_O	Confused	P	Partner -or- Pretty
P&C	Private & Confidential	P-ZA	Pizza
P/U	Pick Up	P2C2E	Process Too Complicated Too Explain
P2U4URAQTP	Peace To You For You Are A Cutie Pie	P3r50n	it means person
P911	Parent Alert	PA	Parent Alert
PAC	Political Action Committee	PAL	Parents Are Listening -or- Peace And Love

PANS	Pretty Awesome New Stuff	PAP	Post A Picture
paronym	words are almost a homonym	PATT	Party All The Time
PAW	Parents Are Watching	PAX	Passengers
PB	Potty Break	PBB	Parent Behind Back
PBEM	Play By EMail	PBIAB	Pay Back Is A Bitch
PBJ	Peanut Butter and Jelly -or- Pretty Boy Jock	PC	Personal Computer -or- Politically Correct
PCM	Please Call Me	PCMCIA	People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
PD	Public Domain	PDA	Personal Digital Assistant -or- Public Display of Affection
PDOMA	Pulled Directly Out Of My Ass	PDQ	Pretty Darn Quick
PDS	Please Don't Shout	PEBCAC	Problem Exists Between Chair And Computer
PEBCAK	Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard	PEEP	People Engaged and Empowered for Peace
peeps	people	pen15	it stands for penis
PFA	Pulled From Ass -or- Please Find Attached	PFC	Pretty F***ing Cold
PFM	Pure F***ing Magic	phat	Pretty Hot And Tempting
PHB	Pointy Haired Boss	PHS	Pointy Haired Stupidvisor
PIAPS	Pig In A Pant Suit	PIBKAC	Problem Is Between Keyboard And Chair
PICNIC	Problem In Chair, Not In Computer	PIF	Paid In Full
PIMP	Peeing In My Pants -or- Protection, Instruction, Management of Prostitutes	PIMPL	Peeing In My Pants Laughing
PIN	Person In Need -or- Personal Identification Number	PIR	Parent In Room
PITA	Pain In The Ass	PITMEMBOAM	Peace In The Middle East My Brother Of Another Mother
pix	pictures -or- photos	PLO	Peace, Love, Out
PLOKTA	Press Lots Of Keys To Abort	PLOS	Parents Looking Over Shoulder
PLS	Please	PLU	People Like Us
PLUR	Peace, Love, Unity, Respect	PLZ	Please
PM	Personal Message -or- Private Message	PMBI	Pardon My Butting In
PMF	Pardon My French	PMFJI	Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMHT	Pardon My HashTag a.k.a. #PMHT	PMIGBOM	Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
PMJI	Pardon My Jumping In	PML	Pissing Myself Laughing
PMN	Picking My Nose	PMP	Peeing My Pants
PMSL	Pissed MySelf Laughing	PNATMBC	Pay No Attention To Man Behind the Curtain
PNATTMBTC	Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain	PNCAH	Please, No Cursing Allowed Here
PND	Possibly Not Definitely -or- Personal Navigation Device	PO	Piss Off
po-mo	post-modern	POA	Plan Of Action
POAHF	Put On A Happy Face	POAK	Passed Out At Keyboard
POD	Print On Demand -or- Play Others Downtime	POETS	Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday
POLITWEET	POLItical TWEET	POMS	Parent Over My Shoulder

PONA	Person Of No Account	POP	Photo On Profile, Point Of Purchase/Presence, Post Office Protocol
POS	Parent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Sh**	POSC	Piece Of Sh** Computer
POSSLQ	Persons of the Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters	POTATO	Person Over Thirty Acting Twenty One
POTS	Plain Old Telephone System -or- Pat On The Shoulder	POTUS	President of the United States
POV	Point Of View	POW	Prisoner Of War
PP	Personal Problem	PPC	Pay Per Click -or- Pay-Per-Click
PPL	People -or- Pay-Per-Lead -or- Pay Per Lead	PPPPPPP or 7P	Prior Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance
pron	porn	PRT	Partial ReTweet -or- Please ReTweet -or- Party
PRW	Parents Are Watching	PS	Post Script
PSA	Public Service Announcement	PSE	Porn Star Experience
PSO	Product Superior to Operator	PTAT	People Talking About This
PTH	Prime Tanning Hours	PTL	Praise The Lord
PTMM	Please Tell Me More	PTOYED	Please Turn Off Your Electronic Devices
PTP	Pardon The Pun -or- Pity The Poor	PTPOP	Pat The Pissed Off Primate
PU	That Stinks	PUH	Personal Umbrella Handler
PUSH	Praying Until Something Happens	puter	computer
PVP	Player Versus Player	pw	password
PWAS	Prayer Wheels Are Spinning	PWAT	Pay With A Tweet
PWCB	Person Will Call Back	pwms	playing with myself
pwn	own	pwnt	owned
PWOMS	Parent Watching Over My Shoulder	PWP	Plot, What Plot?
PYFB	Pay Your F***ing Bill	PYOP	Pray Your Own Prayer
Q	Queue -or- Question	Q&A	Question and Answer
Q1	it means: first Quarter	Q2C	Quick To Cum
Q416	it means: Quarter 4 in 2016	Q4U	Question For You
QAP	Quickly As Possible	QB	Quarter Back
QC	Quality Control	QED	Quod Erat Demonstrandum
QFE	Quoted For Emphasis	QFMT	Quoted For More Truth
QFT	Quoted For Truth -or- Quit F***ing Talking	QI	Quite Interesting
qix	it means quick	QK	Ninja
QL	Quit Laughing	QLS	Reply
QOTD	Quote Of The Day	QOTP	Quote Of The Post
QQ	Quick Question -or- Cry More	QS	Quit Scrolling
QT	Cutie -or- Quiet	QYB	Quit Your Bitching
r	are	r u da?	Are you there?
r u goin?	Are you going?	r u there?	Are you there?
R&D	Research & Development	R&R	Rest & Relaxation
RAEBNC	Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment	RAF	Random As F***
RAFO	Read And Find Out	RAT	Remotely Activated Trojan -or- Remote Access Tool
RB@Ya	Right Back at Ya	RBAY	Right Back At You
RBF	Referencing Bitch Face	RBTL	Read Between The Lines

RBU	Rainbows, Butterflies, Unicorns	RC	Remote Control
RCI	Rectal Cranial Inversion	RDV	Reader's Digest Version
RE	Regards -or- Reply -or- Hello Again	REDLYFE	Repeat Every Day Lifestyle
REHI	Hi Again	RESO	Reservation
RFD	Request For Discussion	RFP	Request For Proposal
RFR	Really F***ing Rich	RFS	Really F***ing Soon
rgds	it means regards	RGR	Roger
RHIP	Rank Has Its Privileges	RHK	RoundHouse Kick
RI&W	Read It And Weep	RIMJS	Really I'M Just Saying
RINO	Republican In Name Only	RIP	Rest In Peace, a.k.a. big RIP
RIYL	Recommended If You Like	RKBA	Right to Keep and Bear Arms
RL	Real Life	RLCO	Real Life Conference
RLF	Real Life Friend	RLRT	Real Life ReTweet
RM	Remake	RMB	Rings My Bell
RMETTH	Rolling My Eyes To The Heavens	RMLB	Read My Lips Baby
RMMA	Reading My Mind Again	RMMM	Read My Mail Man
RN	Right Now	RNN	Reply Not Necessary
RNY	it means rainy	ROFL	Rolling On Floor Laughing
ROFLMAO	Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off	ROFLMAOASTC	Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off And Scaring The Cat
ROFLOL	Rolling On Floor Laughing Out Loud	ROR	Raffing Out Roud (in scooby-doo dialect)
ROTFL	Rolling On The Floor Laughing	ROTFLMAO	Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
ROTFLMFAO	Rolling On The Floor Laughing My F***ing Ass Off	ROTFLOL	Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROTGL	Rolling On The Ground Laughing	ROTGLMAO	Rolling On The Ground Laughing My Ass Off
ROTM	Right On The Money	RPG	Role Playing Games
RQB	Request Quotation Bidding	RRQ	Return Receipt reQuested
RRR	haR haR haR (instead of LOL)	RSN	Real Soon Now
RSVP	Repondez S'il Vous Plait	RT	Real Time -or- ReTweet
RTA	Road Traffic Accident	RTB	Returning To Base
RTBM	Read The Bloody Manual	RTBS	Reason To Be Single
RTFAQ	Read The FAQ	RTFF	Read The F***ing FAQ
RTFM	Read The F***ing Manual	RTFQ	Read The F***ing Question
RTH	Release The Hounds	RTHX	Re-tweet Thanks
RTK	Return To Keyboard	RTM or RTFM	Read The Manual -or- Read The F***ing Manual
RTS	Read The Screen	RTSM	Read The Silly Manual
RTSS	Read The Screen Stupid	RTTSD	Right Thing To Say Dude
RTWFQ	Read The Whole F***ing Question	RU	Are You?
RU/18	Are You Over 18?	RUFKM	Are You F***ing Kidding Me?
RUH	Are You Horny?	RUMCYMHMD	Are You on Medication Cause You Must Have Missed a Dose
RUMORF	Are You Male OR Female?	RUNTS	Are You Nuts?
RUOK	Are You OK?	RUS	Are You Serious?
RUSOS	Are You SOS (in trouble)?	RUT	Are You There?
RUUP4IT	Are You Up For It?	RU\\18	Are You Under 18?
RX	Regards	RYFM	Read Your Friendly Manual

RYO	Roll Your Own	RYS	Read Your Screen
S	Smile	S/N	Serial Number
S/S	Shout-out for Shout-out	S2G	Swear to God
S2R	Send To Receive	S2U	Same To You
S3<==8	screwed in the ass	S4B	Sh** for Brains
S4L	Spam For Life	SADAD	Suck A Dick And Die
SAHM	Stay At Home Mom	SAIA	Stupid Asses In Action
SANM	Starting A New Message	SAPFU	Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups
SB	Stand By	SBI	Sorry 'Bout It
SBTA	Sorry, Being Thick Again	SBUG	Small Bald Unaudacious Goal
SC	Stay Cool	SCNR	Sorry, Could Not Resist
SCOTUS	Supreme Court Of The United States	SCUICHT	So Coked Up I Can Hardly Type
SDC	Saturday (or Sunday) Drinking Club	SDFB	Smoke Dope F*** B*tches
SDFS	Second Day First Show	SDK	Scottie Doesn't Know -or- Software Developer's Kit
sec	wait a second	SED	Said Enough Darling
SEG	Sh** Eating Grin	SEP	Somebody Else's Problem
SERPT	Soul Eater Role-Playing Team	SETE	Smiling Ear To Ear
SEWAG	Scientifically Engineered Wild Ass Guess	SEX	Sun Users' Group -or- ALL CAPS for sex
SF	Surfer Friendly -or- Science Fiction	SFAIAA	So Far As I Am Aware
SFB	Sh** For Brains	SFETE	Smiling From Ear To Ear
SFLA	Stupid Four Letter Acronym	SFP	Sorry For Partying
SFTTM	Stop F***ing Talking To Me	SFTW	Sorry For The Wait
SFX	Sound Effects -or- Stage Effects	SGTM	Sounds Good To Me
SH	Sh** Happens	SHB	Should Have Been
shhh	quiet	SHID	Slap Head In Disgust
SHIT	Sugar Honey Ice Tea	SHMILY	See How Much I Love You
SHT	it means so hot	SHTF	Sh** Hits The Fan
SHWASLOMF	Sitting Here With A Straight Look On My Face	SHXP	Shakespeare
SIA	Say It Again	SIC	Spelling Is Correct
SICL	Sitting In Chair Laughing	SICS	Sitting In Chair Snickering
SII	Seriously Impaired Imagination	SIL	Sister-In-Law
SIN	Stop It Now	SIP	Skiing In Powder
SIRD	Sorry, Incorrect Recipient, Disregard	SIT	Stay In Touch
SITCOM	Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage	SITD	Still In The Dark
SITUBI	Say It Til You Believe It	SIUP	Suck It Up Pussy
SIUYA	Shove It Up Your Ass	SIY	Search Inside Yourself
SJ	Strong Jaws	sk8er	skater
sk8r	skater	Sknkr	Skincare
SKYE	School Kills Your Entertainment	SL	Second Life
SLAN	it means: goodbye	SLAP	Sounds Like A Plan -or- Speak Like A Person
SLAW	Sounds Like A Winner	SLIRK	Smart Little Rich Kid
SLM	See Last Mail	SLOM	Sticking Leeches On Myself
SLT	Something Like That	SM	Senior Moment
sm1	it means someone	SMAIM	Send Me An Instant Message
SMAO	Sweating My Ass Off	SMART	Self-Monitoring Analysis and Reporting Technology

SMB	Suck My Balls	SMB2B	Small Business Business to Business
SMC	Self Made Celebrate	SMD	Suck My Dick
SME	Subject Matter Expert	SMEM	Send Me E-Mail
SMH	Shaking My Head -or- So Much Hate	SMHD	Shaking My Head in Disbelief
SMILF	Single Mother I'd Like to Fuck	SMIM	Send Me an Instant Message
SMIZE	Smile With Your Eyes	SML	Slap My Leg
SMOP	Small Matter of Programming	smt	something
SN	Side Note	SNAFU	Situation Normal, All F***ed Up
SNAG	Sensitive New Age Guy	SNERT	Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager
SNH	Sarcasm Noted Here	SNIF	Simple Nice Index File
SNL	Same Night Lay	SNNSHWRS	it means sun showers
SNNY	it means sunny	SO	Significant Other
SOB	Son Of a B*tch	SOBT	Stressed Out Big Time
SODDI	Some Other Dude Did It	SOE	Start Of Exams
SOGOP	Sh** Or Get Off the Pot	SOH	Sense Of Humor
SOHF	Sense Of Humor Failure	SOHO	Small Office Home Office
SOI	Self Owning Idiot	SOIAR	Sit On It And Rotate
SoIC	So I See	sok	it's ok
SOL	Sh** Out of Luck -or- Sooner Or Later	solomo	Social, Local, Mobile
some1	someone	SOMF	Sit On My Face
SOMY	Sick Of Me Yet	SOOYA	Snake Out Of Your Ass
SOP	Standard Operating Procedure	SorG	Straight or Gay
SOS	Same Old Sh** -or- help	SOSAD	Same Old Song And Dance
SOSC	Someone Snapchat	SOT	Short On Time
SOTMG	Short On Time, Must Go	SOW	Speaking Of Which -or- Statement Of Work
soz	Sorry	SPAT	Some People Are Trains
SPEET	SPam Tweet	spk	it means speak
SPOC	Single Point Of Contact	SRLB	Spoiled Rotten Little Brat
SRO	Standing Room Only	SROI	Social Return On Investment
srsly	seriously	sry	it means sorry
SSA	Ass Backwards	SSC	Super Sexy Cute
SSDD	Same Sh** Different Day	SSEWBA	Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
SSIA	Subject Says It All	STA	Short Term Attitude
STARS	Sorry, Thank you, Action, Recover, Share	STBH	Short To Be Honest
STBX	Soon To Be Ex	STBY	Sucks To Be You
STD	Seal The Deal, Save The Date, Sexually Transmitted Disease, Stuff To Do	STEM	Science, Technology, Engineering, Math
STFU	Shut The F*** Up	STFW	Search The F***ing Web
STG	Swear To God	sth	something
STHU	Shut The Hell Up	STM	Spank The Monkey
STML	Short Term Memory Loss	STOW	Some Type Of Way
STPPYNOZGTW	Stop Picking Your Nose, Get To Work	STR8	Straight
STS	So To Speak	STST	Sweet Tea SweeTie
STW	Search The Web	STYS	Speak To You Soon

SU	Shut Up	SUAC	Sh** Up A Creek
SUAKM	Shut Up And Kiss Me	SUB	Shut Up Bitch
SUFI	Super Finger -or- Shut Up F***ing Imbecile	SUFID	Screwing Up Face In Disgust
SUL	Snooze You Lose	sup	what's up?
sux	sucks	SUYF	Shut Up You Fool
SWAG	Scientific Wild Ass Guess, SoftWare And Giveaways, Stuff We All Get	SWAK	Sealed (or Sent) With A Kiss
SWALBCAKWS	Sealed With A Lick Because A Kiss Won't Stick	SWALK	Sealed With A Loving Kiss
SWDYT	So What Do You Think?	sweet<3	sweetheart
SWF	Single White Female	SWIM	See What I Mean?
SWIS	See What I'm Saying	SWIT	Sit and Sweat
SWL	Screaming With Laughter	SWMBO	She Who Must Be Obeyed
SWOT	Strengths, Weaknesses, Opportunities, Threats	SWU	So What's Up
SWYP	So What’s Your Problem?	SxE	Straight Edge
SYK	So You Know	SYL	See You Later
SYS	See You Soon	SYT	See You Tomorrow
s^	what's up?	T&C	Terms & Conditions
t+	it means think positive	t2go	Time to Go
T2UL	Talk To You Later	T2UT	Talk To You Tomorrow
T4P	Thanks For Posting	T@YL	Talk At You Later
TA	Thanks Again	TABOM	That's A Bunch Of Malarkey
TABOOMA	Take A Bite Out Of My Ass	TAF	That's All, Folks
TAFN	That's All For Now	TAH	Take A Hike
TAHITMOTS	There's A Hole In The Middle Of The Sea	TAKS	That's A Knee Slapper
TAM	Thanks A Million	TANJ	There Ain't No Justice
TANSIT	There's A New Sheriff In Town	TANSTAAFL	There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TAP	Take A Pill	TARFU	Things Are Really F***ed Up
TAS	Taking A Shower	TAW	Teachers Are Watching
TAYN	Thinking About You Now	TB	Titty Bar
TBA	To Be Announced -or- To Be Advised	TBC	To Be Continued
TBD	To Be Determined -or- To Be Decided	TBE	Thick Between Ears
TBH	To Be Honest	TBIU	The Bitch Is Ugly
TBT	Throwback Thursday	TBU	Thinking 'Bout You
TBYB	Try Before You Buy	TC	Take Care -or- Twitter Crush
TCB	Trouble Came Back -or- Taking Care of Business	TCFHOG	Too Cute For His Own Good
TCK	Third Culture Kid	TCOB	Taking Care Of Business
TCOY	Take Care Of Yourself	TD&H	Tall, Dark and Handsome
TDM	Too Darn Many	TDTM	Talk Dirty To Me -or- Text Dirty To Me
TEOG	The Edge Of Glory	TEOTWAWKI	The End Of The World As We Know It
TF	Too Funny -or- The F***? as in WTF	TFA	Twenty Fifth Amendment
TFDS	That's For Darn Sure	TFF	Twitter Follower Friend
TFH	Thread From Hell	TFLMS	Thanks For Letting Me Share

TFM	Thanks From Me	TFMIU	The F***ing Manual Is Unreadable
TFN	Thanks For Nothing -or- Til Further Notice	TFS	Thanks For Sharing -or- Three Finger Salute
TFTC	Thanks For The Cache	TFTHAOT	Thanks For The Help Ahead Of Time
TFTT	Thanks For The Thought	TFTU	Thanks For The Update
TFW	That Feeling When	TFX	Traffic
TFYS	The F*** You Say	TG4A	Thank God For Acronyms
TGAL	Think Globally, Act Locally	TGFAD	Thank God for Another Day
TGGTG	That Girl/Guy has Got To Go	TGIC	This Girl Is Crazy
TGIF	Thank God It's Friday	TGIM	Thank God It's Monday
TGTSIO	Thank God The Sun Is Out	THOT	That Ho Over There
THX or TX or THKS	Thanks	TIA	Thanks In Advance
TIAIL	Think I Am In Love	TIC	Tongue In Cheek
TIGAS	Think I Give A Sh**	TIL	Today I Learned
TILF	Teacher I'd Like to F***	TILII	Tell It Like It Is
TIME	Tears In My Eyes	TIMITI	Try It Measure It Tweak It
TINGLE	it means: Taken & Single	TINGTES	There Is No Gravity, The Earth Sucks
TINWIS	That Is Not What I Said	TISC	This Is So Cool
TISL	This Is So Lame	TISNC	This Is So Not Cool
TISNF	That Is So Not Fair	TISNT	That Is So Not True
TJBNJ	This Job Beats No Job	TK	To Come
TKO	Technical Knock Out	TKU4UK	Thank You For Your Kindness
TL;DR	Too Long; Didn't Read	TLA	Three Letter Acronym
TLC	Tender Loving Care	TLGO	The List Goes On
TLITBC	That's Life In The Big City	TLK2UL8R	Talk To You Later
TLTR	Too Long To Read	TM	Trust Me
TMA	Too Many Acronyms	TMALSS	To Make A Long Story Short
TMB	Tweet Me Back	TMI	Too Much Information
TMSAISTI	That's My Story And I'm Sticking To It	TMSGO	Too Much Sh** Going On
TMTOWTDI	There's More Than One Way To Do It	TMTT	Too Much To Type
TNA	Temporarily Not Available	TNC	Tongue In Cheek
TNLN	Took Nothing, Left Nothing	TNO	Tell No One
TNT	Til Next Time	TNTL	Trying Not To Laugh
TNX	Thanks	to go nookleer	to explode
TOBAL	There Oughta Be A Law	TOBG	This Oughta Be Good
TOM	Tomorrow	TOMTB	Taking Off My Training Bra
TOON	short for cartoon	TOPCA	Til Our Paths Cross Again
TOT	Tons Of Time	TOY	Thinking Of You
TP	Team Player -or- TelePort -or- Thanks Pal -or- Toilet Paper	TPC	The Phone Company
TPIYP	To Put In Your Prayers	TPS	That's Pretty Stupid
TPT	Trailor Park Trash	TPTB	The Powers That Be
TQM	Total Quality Management	TQRT	Thanks for the ReTweet
TRAM	The Rest Are Mine	TRDMC	Tears Running Down My Cheeks
tripdub	it means www	TRNDO	it means tornado
troo	true	TRP	Television Rating Points
TS	Tough Sh** -or- Totally Stinks	TSB	Tall, Sexy, Beautiful
TSH	Too Stinkin' Hot	TSIA	This Says It All
TSIF	Thank Science It's Friday	TSNF	That's So Not Fair

TSOB	Tough Son Of a B*tch	TSR	Totally Stuck in RAM -or- Totally Stupid Rules
TSRA	Two Shakes of a Rat's Ass	TSTB	The Sooner, The Better
TSTL	To Stupid To Live	TT	Big Tease
TTA	Tap That Ass	TTBOMK	To The Best Of My Knowledge
TTFN	Ta Ta For Now	TTG	Time to Go
TTIOT	The Truth Is Out There	TTKSF	Trying To Keep a Straight Face
TTMF	Ta Ta MOFO	TTS	Text To Speech
TTT	That's The Ticket -or- To The Top -or- Thought That Too	TTTH	Talk To The Hand
TTTHTFAL	Talk To The Hand The Face Ain't Listening	TTTKA	Time To Totally Kick Ass
TTTT	To Tell The Truth	TTUL	Talk To You Later
TTYAWFN	Talk To You A While From Now	TTYIAF	Talk/Type To You In A Few
TTYL	Talk To You Later -or- Type To You Later	TTYL8R	Talk To You Later
TTYLXOXO	Talk To You Later, Hugs and Kisses	TTYOB	Tend To Your Own Business
TTYS	Talk To You Soon	TTYT	Talk To You Tomorrow
TU	Toes Up (as in dead)	TVM4YEM	Thank You Very Much For Your E-Mail
TW	Tweet	TWARS	Twitter Wars
TWD	Texting While Driving	TWHAB	This Won't Hurt A Bit
TWHE	The Walls Have Ears	TWIMC	To Whom It May Concern
TWIT	That's What I Thought	TWITA	That's What I'm Talking About
TWIWI	That Was Interesting, Wasn't It?	TWSS	That's What She Said
TWTR	Twitter	TWU	That's What's Up
TXS	Thanks	TXT	Text
TXT IM	Text Instant Message	TXT MSG	text message
TY	Thank You	TYCLO	Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off
TYFF	Thank You For Following	TYG	There You Go -or- Thank You God
TYL	Text You Later -or- Thank You Lord	TYVM	Thank You Very Much
u	You	u up	are you up?
U-L	You Will	U2	You Too
u4e	Yours ForEver	u8	you ate?
UAYA	Use As You Are	UBS	Unique Buying State
UCWAP	Up a Creek Without A Paddle	UDH82BME	You'd Hate To Be Me
UDK	You Don't Know	UDM	You're the Man
UFN	Until Further Notice	UFUF	You F***, You Fix
UG2BK	You've Got To Be Kidding	UGC	User-Generated Content
UGFSU	Your Girlfriend's Ugly	UGTR	You Got That Right
UMK	You Must Know	UNF	Universal Noise of Fucking
UNOIT	You Know It	unPC	unPolitically Correct
UNT	Until Next Time	UNTCO	You Need To Chill Out
UOK	Are You OK?	UPOD	Under Promise Over Deliver
ur	you are	UR2K	You Are Too Kind
URAPITA	You Are A Pain In The Ass	URSAI	You Are Such An Idiot
URW	You Are Welcome	URWS	You Are Wise
URYY4M	You Are Too Wise For Me	URZ	yours
USC	Up Sh** Creek	USCWAP	Up Sh** Creek Without A Paddle
USP	Unique Selling Proposition	UTM	You Tell Me
UV	Unpleasant Visual	UWIWU	You Wish I Was You

UWM	You Want Me	UX	User eXperience, a.k.a. UE
V	Very	VBD	Very Big Deal
VBG	Very Big Grin	VBMG	Very Big Mischievous Grin
VBS	Very Big Smile	VC	Venture Capital
VCDA	Vaya Con Dios, Amigo	VEG	Very Evil Grin
VFM	Value For Money	VGN	Vegan -or- Vegetarian
VIM	Very Important Member	VIP	Very Important Person
VIV	Very Important Visitor	VM	Voice Mail
VMA	Very Much Alive	VOD	Video On Demand
VRBS	Virtual Reality Bull Sh**	VSF	Very Sad Face
VVS	Vertical Video Syndrome	VWD	Very Well Done
VWP	Very Well Played	W	With -or- Working
w wult	what would you like to talk about	w's^	what's up?
W/	With	W/E	Weekend
W/O	Without	w/r/t	with regard to
w00t	We Own the Other Team	w4m	women for men
W8	Wait	W9	Wife in room
W@	What?	WABI	What A Bright Idea
WABOC	What A Bunch Of Crap	WABOM	What A Bunch Of Malarkey
WACI	What A Cool Idea	WAD	Without A Doubt
WADI	What A Dumb Idea	WADR	With All Due Respect
WAEF	When All Else Fails	WAFB	What A F***ing Bitch
WAFM	What A F***ing Mess	WAFS	Warm And Fuzzies
WAFU	What A F*** Up	WAG	Wild Ass Guess -or- Wives And Girlfriends
WAGS	Wives And Girlfriends of Sports stars	WAI	What An Idiot
WAK	What A Kiss	WAMBAM	Web Application Meets Brick And Mortar
wan2	it means want to	WAS	What A Slut
WATI	What A Terrible Idea	WATN	Where Are They Now
WAW	Waiter/Actor/Webmaster -or- What A Whore	WAWI	What A Wonderful Idea
WAY	Where Are You?	WAYD	What Are You Doing?
WAYN	Where Are You Now?	WB	Welcome Back -or- Write Back
WBOS	We Build Our Society	WBS	Write Back Soon
WBU	What 'Bout You?	WC	Who Cares -or- Water Closet
WCA	Who Cares Anyway	wckd	it means wicked
WCMTSU	We Can't Make This Sh** Up	WCW	Woman Crush Wednesday
WD	Well Done	WDALYIC	Who Died And Left You In Charge?
WDDD	Woopie Doo Da Dey	WDILY	Why Do I Love You?
WDR	With Due Respect	WDT	Who Does That?
WDYJS	What Did You Just Say?	WDYM	What Do You Mean?
WDYMBT	What Do You Mean By That?	WDYS	What Did You Say?
WDYT	What Do You Think?	WE	Whatever
WEG	Wicked Evil Grin	wenja	it means when do you
werja	it means where do you	werru	it means where are you
werubn	it means where have you been	WETSU	We Eat This Sh** Up
WF	Way Fun	WFH	Work From Home
WFM	Works For Me	WG	Wicked Grin
WGAFF	Who Gives A Flying F***	WGMGD	What Get's Measured Get's Done
WHYDTM	What Have You Done To Me?	WIBAMU	Well, I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle

WIBNI	Wouldn't It Be Nice If	WIIFM	What's In It For Me
WIIFY	What's In It For You	WIIWII	Well It Is What It Is
WILB	Workplace Internet Leisure Browsing	WILCO	Will Comply
WIM	Woe Is Me	WIP	Work In Process
wirld	world	WISP	Winning Is So Pleasureable
WIT	Wordsmith In Training	WITFITS	What In The F* Is This Sh
WITW	What In The World	WIU	Wrap It Up
wk	it means week	wkewl	way cool
wknd	it means weekend	WKYP	Will Keep You Posted
WLMIRL	Would Like to Meet In Real Life	WLU	Wicked, Love You
WLU2	Wicked, Love You Too	WMBY	What Makes You Beautiful
WMHGB	Where Many Have Gone Before	WMMOWS	Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
WMPL	Wet My Pants Laughing	WNDY	it means windy
WNOHGB	Where No One Has Gone Before	WOA	Work Of Art
WOG	Wise Old Guy & non-Scientologist	WOM	Word Of Mouth -or- Word Of Mouse
WOMBAT	Waste Of Money, Brains And Time	WoMoBiJo	Working Mother with a Big Job
WOMW	Watch On My Wrist	WOOF	Well Off Older Folks
woot	We Own the Other Team	WOP	With Out Papers
word	it means cool, a.k.a. word up	WOT	Waste Of Time or- it means what
WOTAM	Waste Of Time And Money	WOTD	Word Of The Day
WP	Well Played	WRM	it means warm
WRT	With Regard To -or- With Respect To	wru	where are you?
WRUD	What Are You Doing?	WRUDATM	What Are You Doing At The Moment?
WSU	What Say You?	WT	Without Thinking -or- What The -or- Who The
WTAS	Wanna Take A Shower?	WTB	Want To Buy -or- What To Buy
WTDB	What's The Difference Between	WTF	What The F***
WTFDYJS	What The F*** Did You Just Say?	WTFGDA	Way To F***ing Go, Dumb Ass
WTFH	What The F***ing Hell	WTFWYCM	Why The F*** Would You Call Me?
WTFYTT	Who The F*** You Talking To	WTG	Way To Go
WTG4a\\%/	Want To Go For A Drink	WTGP	Want To Go Private?
WTH	What The Heck	WTHIN	What The Hell Is Next
WTHOW	White Trash Headline Of the Week	WTMC	What The Mother C***
WTMI	Way Too Much Information	WTN	What Then Now? -or- Who Then Now?
WTS	Want To Sell	WTSDS	Where The Sun Don't Shine
WTSHTF	When The Sh** Hits The Fan	WTTM	Without Thinking Too Much
WTTP	Want To Trade Pictures?	WTWT	What to Watch Tonight
WU	What's Up	WUBB	What's Up Baby Boy
WUBG	What's Up Baby Girl	WUD	What You Doing?
WUF	Where You From	WUT	Wonderful Useless Turd
WUWH	Wish You Were Here	WUWHIMA	Wish You Were Here In My Arms
wuz	was	wuz4dina	What's for dinner?
wuzup	what's up?	WWBA	What Would Be Accurate
WWD	What Went Down	WWG1WGA	Where We Go 1 We Go All
WWJD	What Would Jesus Do?	WWNO	Walker Wheels Need Oil
WWSD	What Would Satan Do?	WWTT	World Wide Trending Topic -or- World Wide Twitter Trend

WWW	World Wide Web -or- World Wide Wait -or- What Went Wrong	WWY	Where Were You?
WX	Weather	WYCM	Will You Call Me?
WYD	What You Doing?	WYFM	Would You F*** Me?
WYGISWYPF	What You Get Is What You Pay For	WYM	What do You Mean?
wymyn	women	WYP	What's Your Problem?
WYRN	What's Your Real Name?	WYS	Whatever You Say
WYSILOB	What You See Is A Load of Bullocks	WYSIWYG	What You See Is What You Get
WYSLPG	What You See Looks Pretty Good	WYT	Whatever You Think
WYTB	Wish You The Best	WYW	Wish You Well
WYWH	Wish You Were Here	X	it means times
X-I-10	Exciting	X.X	it means: exasperated
XAXA	Ha Ha	XB	XBox
XBF	Ex-Boyfriend	XC	Cross Country
XL	Extra Large	XLNT	Excellent
XME	Excuse Me	xo	kiss hug
XOXO	Hugs and Kisses	XOXOZZZ	Hugs and Kisses and Sweet Dreams
XQZT	Exquisite	XTC	Ecstasy
XXCC	Kiss, Kiss, Hug, Hug	Y	Why? -or- Yes
YA	Yet Another -or- You -or- Your	YA yaya	Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
YABA	Yet Another Bloody Acronym	YACC	Yet Another Calendar Company
YAF	Young Angry Female	YAFIYGI	You Asked For It You Got It
YAHOO	You Always Have Other Options	YAJWD	You Ain't Just Whistling Dixie
YAOTM	Yet Another Off Topic Message	YARBWYR	You're A Right Bleed'n Wanker You Are
YATFM	You Are Too F***ing Much	YATI	You're A Total Idiot
YAUN	Yet Another Unix Nerd	YB	You B*tch
YBF	You've Been F***ed	YBS	You'll Be Sorry
YBY	Yeah Baby Yeah	YBYSA	You Bet Your Sweet Ass
YCMTSU	You Can't Make This Sh** Up	YCMU	You Crack Me Up
YCT	Your Comment To	YDKM	You Don't Know Me
YEPPIES	Young Experimenting Perfection Seekers	YF	Wife
YGBK	You Gotta Be Kidding	YGBSM	You Gotta Be Sh**ing Me
YGLT	You're Gonna Love This	YGM	You've Got Mail
YGTBK	You've Got To Be Kidding	YGTI	You Get The Idea
YGWYPF	You Get What You Pay For	YHM	You Have Mail
YIC	Yours In Christ	YIMBY	Yes In My Back Yard
YITE	Are You All Right?	YIU	Yes, I Understand
YIWGP	Yes, I Will Go Private	YKW	You Know What?
YKWIM	You Know What I Mean	YLH	Your Loving Husband
YLLO	You Lie Like Obama	YLW	Your Loving Wife
YM	Your Mother -or- Yo Mama	YMAK	You May Already Know
YMAL	You Might Also Like	YMBKM	You Must Be Kidding Me
YMMD	You Make My Day -or- You Made My Day	YMMV	Your Mileage May Vary
YMYBNYCSII	You Made Your Bed Now You Can Sleep In It	YNGBT	You're Not Gonna Believe This
YNI	You Name It	YNK	You Never Know

YOBWOC	Young, Obnoxious Bastard We Often Con	YOCO	Your Only Cute Online
YOFO	You're Only Famous Online	YOLO	You Only Live Once
Yooper	someone from U.P.	YOYO	You're On Your Own
YR	Yeah Right -or- you -or- your	YRO	Your Rights Online
YRYOCC	You're Running on Your Own Cuckoo Clock	YS	You Stinker
YSAN	You're Such A Nerd	ysdiw8	why should i wait?
YSIC	Why Should I Care?	YSK	You Should Know
YSVW	You're So Very Welcome	YSYD	Yeah, Sure You Do
YTB	You're The Best	YTRNW	Yeah That's Right, Now What?
YTS	You're Too Slow -or- Twitter Search	YTTM	You Talk Too Much
YTTT	You Telling The Truth?	YTTWROOMM	You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth
YUMPI	Young Upwardly Mobile Professional Idiot	YUPPIES	Young Urban Professionals
YVW	You're Very Welcome	YW	You're Welcome
YWIA	You're Welcome In Advance	YY4U	Too Wise For You
YYSSW	Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever	Z	it means said
zerg	To gang up on someone	ZMG or ZOMG	Oh My God
ZZZ	Sleeping, Bored, Tired	\M/	Heavy Metal Music
^5	High Five	^RUP^	Read Up Please
^URS	Up Yours

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